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malaise

(267,455 posts)
Tue Jun 24, 2014, 01:41 PM Jun 2014

Oops - spoiler

Can Uruguay hang on now. GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!
They hold on - it's bye bye Italy. About 12 minutes including stoppage time.
Commentator says Italy are well and truly bitten because Suarez bit an Italian player earlier

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Oops - spoiler (Original Post) malaise Jun 2014 OP
Oh My! malaise Jun 2014 #1
muy bueno flamingdem Jun 2014 #2
I'll wager that Suarez has played in his last match for this Cup. 11 Bravo Jun 2014 #4
You'd lose malaise Jun 2014 #6
My understanding is that FIFA will review the film (which seems pretty ... 11 Bravo Jun 2014 #7
Well then keep your bet malaise Jun 2014 #9
Video evidence Ron Obvious Jun 2014 #8
Looks like he may well be banned malaise Jun 2014 #14
You win - banned for nine matches and from all football malaise Jun 2014 #17
If it's proven that Suarez has bitten someone, again. Bosonic Jun 2014 #3
He does like having a nibble dipsydoodle Jun 2014 #10
I think Suarez sarisataka Jun 2014 #5
aka Gnaws dipsydoodle Jun 2014 #11
The Italian coach resigned with immediate effect malaise Jun 2014 #12
FIFA's harshest punishment of Suarez: Are_grits_groceries Jun 2014 #13
It wasn’t as if Suarez bit a child, say experts dipsydoodle Jun 2014 #15
is this him JI7 Jun 2014 #16

11 Bravo

(23,921 posts)
7. My understanding is that FIFA will review the film (which seems pretty ...
Tue Jun 24, 2014, 02:35 PM
Jun 2014

conclusive) and then render a decision. I'm not a big soccer fan, but if this is a third offense, I'll go ahead and make the bet.

 

Ron Obvious

(6,261 posts)
8. Video evidence
Tue Jun 24, 2014, 02:36 PM
Jun 2014

He's gone. Shame, really. He's a perfectly lovely bloke off the pitch, but gets these shortcircuits in the brain on it. Uruguay won't go far without him.

Bosonic

(3,746 posts)
3. If it's proven that Suarez has bitten someone, again.
Tue Jun 24, 2014, 02:18 PM
Jun 2014

He should be facing a looooong ban, starting now.





malaise

(267,455 posts)
12. The Italian coach resigned with immediate effect
Tue Jun 24, 2014, 03:18 PM
Jun 2014

Italy, Spain, Portugal...one more EU austerity country heading home - Greece.
England flopped in both football and cricket today.

dipsydoodle

(42,239 posts)
15. It wasn’t as if Suarez bit a child, say experts
Wed Jun 25, 2014, 04:59 AM
Jun 2014

It wasn’t as if Suarez bit a child, say experts

With many calling for the Uruguayan striker to be jailed, doctors said Suarez’s victim had already made a full recovery, despite pretending to be dead.

Sports injury specialist, Dr Martin Bishop, said: “The key difference between biting an opponent and going in hard with your studs up is that biting them is much, much more interesting.

“The actual biting injury is usually pretty mild. Mr Suarez is a medium-sized Uruguayan, not a Sumatran tiger.”

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/it-wasnt-as-if-suarez-bit-a-child-say-experts-2014062587976


Luis Suarez places order for medium-rare Colombian central defender.

Uruguayan forward Luis Suarez has requested a medium-rare central defender for his team’s last 16 World Cup class with Colombia.

The request comes just hours after a particularly distressing flossing session in which Suarez struggled to remove bits of Italian from between his teeth.

Suarez told reporters, “I like my defenders tender and succulent, but this Italian was tough as old boots. I think it was overdone like it had been left in the sun for days.”

“In the Colombia match I am looking for something that will melt in the mouth when I bite into it.”

http://newsthump.com/2014/06/25/luis-suarez-places-order-for-medium-rare-columbian-central-defender/

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