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Can Uruguay hang on now. GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!
They hold on - it's bye bye Italy. About 12 minutes including stoppage time.
Commentator says Italy are well and truly bitten because Suarez bit an Italian player earlier
malaise
(267,455 posts)Arrivederci!
Costa Rica and Uruguay on to the next round from Group D
flamingdem
(39,300 posts)11 Bravo
(23,921 posts)Fucking cannibal.
malaise
(267,455 posts)He didn't even get a card for that
11 Bravo
(23,921 posts)conclusive) and then render a decision. I'm not a big soccer fan, but if this is a third offense, I'll go ahead and make the bet.
malaise
(267,455 posts)He may be a goner.
Ron Obvious
(6,261 posts)He's gone. Shame, really. He's a perfectly lovely bloke off the pitch, but gets these shortcircuits in the brain on it. Uruguay won't go far without him.
malaise
(267,455 posts)for the third offense.
malaise
(267,455 posts)for four months.
Bosonic
(3,746 posts)He should be facing a looooong ban, starting now.
dipsydoodle
(42,239 posts)now and then.
sarisataka
(18,145 posts)Has played his last game in the tournament. He might be facing a long vacation
dipsydoodle
(42,239 posts)malaise
(267,455 posts)Italy, Spain, Portugal...one more EU austerity country heading home - Greece.
England flopped in both football and cricket today.
Are_grits_groceries
(17,111 posts)@DVNJr
dipsydoodle
(42,239 posts)It wasnt as if Suarez bit a child, say experts
With many calling for the Uruguayan striker to be jailed, doctors said Suarezs victim had already made a full recovery, despite pretending to be dead.
Sports injury specialist, Dr Martin Bishop, said: The key difference between biting an opponent and going in hard with your studs up is that biting them is much, much more interesting.
The actual biting injury is usually pretty mild. Mr Suarez is a medium-sized Uruguayan, not a Sumatran tiger.
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/it-wasnt-as-if-suarez-bit-a-child-say-experts-2014062587976
Luis Suarez places order for medium-rare Colombian central defender.
Uruguayan forward Luis Suarez has requested a medium-rare central defender for his teams last 16 World Cup class with Colombia.
The request comes just hours after a particularly distressing flossing session in which Suarez struggled to remove bits of Italian from between his teeth.
Suarez told reporters, I like my defenders tender and succulent, but this Italian was tough as old boots. I think it was overdone like it had been left in the sun for days.
In the Colombia match I am looking for something that will melt in the mouth when I bite into it.
http://newsthump.com/2014/06/25/luis-suarez-places-order-for-medium-rare-columbian-central-defender/