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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsWho needs a good laugh? This is hilarious!!!
http://www.dailyviralstuff.com/the-hilarious-story-of-shane-the-walmart-deli-guy-told-through-notes-from-his-boss/This is the ridiculous story of Shane, a Walmart deli employee. The pictures were taken by his co-worker, Reddit user Ardentleprechaun, of notes left for Shane by store management. The pics show a whiteboard in a back room of the store, with written warnings from his boss repeatedly scolding him for his antics.
If youre reading this Shane, I hope you stay employed and keep up the good work.
H2O Man
(73,321 posts)This OP, like laughter, is recommended.
CatWoman
(79,283 posts)H2O Man
(73,321 posts)NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)Louisiana1976
(3,962 posts)TheDebbieDee
(11,119 posts)Shane sounds like he would be a pleasure to work with.
WinkyDink
(51,311 posts)"Shane, Stop putting 'Some assembly required' stickers on the 8-pieces chicken.'"
LOLOLOLOLOL!
rhett o rick
(55,981 posts)WinkyDink
(51,311 posts)being nice to employees.
DesertDiamond
(1,616 posts)Jenoch
(7,720 posts)the asshole that works at the Austrailian PR/marketing firm.
BainsBane
(53,001 posts)I'm kind of worried for him.
CatWoman
(79,283 posts)Scuba
(53,475 posts)davidthegnome
(2,983 posts)Yeah, I needed a good laugh.
progressoid
(49,825 posts)Best thing I've seen today.
Hell, best thing I've seen all week!
alittlelark
(18,886 posts)djean111
(14,255 posts)TeamPooka
(24,155 posts)byronius
(7,369 posts)Dedication to evil saps the ability to appreciate such parody. I would think the deciders would find it horrifyingly inappropriate, even after the ad company showed them good numbers.
Besides, the lines are already drawn. Any intelligent person already avoids Walmart like the plague.
I'd feel nauseous walking in the door.
You made me think, though. I hope Shane is real.
I was Shane.
TBF
(31,921 posts)he's definitely more productive than Boner.
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)for something he hasn't yet determined.
1000words
(7,051 posts)or smoking great stuff.
Rec'd
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)Even though it's probably made up by Walmart for publicity. I still laughed. Thanks for sharing!
byronius
(7,369 posts)mindwalker_i
(4,407 posts)but ham cannot be sold as a building material"
C Moon
(12,188 posts)True or not, I love these!
Squinch
(50,773 posts)SheilaT
(23,156 posts)why do I suspect there's a bit of fakery involved. I can't believe Shane wouldn't have been fired after only a couple of these things.
catbyte
(34,170 posts)I loved the note admonishing Shane that the "free samples are to be given out from the Deli Department only, not Electronics."
B Calm
(28,762 posts)Orrex
(63,084 posts)After the first or second incident, "management" would certainly stop posting these public scoldings and would instead drag "Shane" into a back room for some re-education.
Definitely amusing, but I'm calling BS.
annabanana
(52,791 posts)Rider3
(919 posts)Go Shane!
NastyRiffraff
(12,448 posts)I hope he isn't fired. Better yet, I hope he finds a job with a much better company.
Thanks for the laugh, CatWoman!
Fred Friendlier
(81 posts)Thanks, I really did need a good laugh.
abakan
(1,815 posts)It is damn funny...Thanks
I love the personality disorder. I think I've met Shane!
trof
(54,255 posts)I Know it's probably not true.
But HOLY SHIT it's hilarious.
Thanks for that.
trof