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CatWoman

(79,283 posts)
Wed Jun 25, 2014, 08:56 PM Jun 2014

Who needs a good laugh? This is hilarious!!!

http://www.dailyviralstuff.com/the-hilarious-story-of-shane-the-walmart-deli-guy-told-through-notes-from-his-boss/

This is the ridiculous story of Shane, a Walmart deli employee. The pictures were taken by his co-worker, Reddit user Ardentleprechaun, of notes left for Shane by store management. The pics show a whiteboard in a back room of the store, with written warnings from his boss repeatedly scolding him for his antics.

If you’re reading this Shane, I hope you stay employed and keep up the good work.





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Who needs a good laugh? This is hilarious!!! (Original Post) CatWoman Jun 2014 OP
Thanks. H2O Man Jun 2014 #1
Shane for President! CatWoman Jun 2014 #2
Emperor of the Universe! H2O Man Jun 2014 #3
"Shane, quit offering extended warranties on the fried chicken." NuclearDem Jun 2014 #4
LOL Cha Jun 2014 #6
.... Louisiana1976 Jun 2014 #5
Thanks for the laugh, Catwoman..... TheDebbieDee Jun 2014 #7
I think "Management" is the comedian (funny!), and "Shane" is his character! WinkyDink Jun 2014 #8
I doubt management has anything to do with this. I think Shane is writing it. nm rhett o rick Jun 2014 #34
IMO, no "Shane" would have been allowed to transgress so far for so long. WalMart isn't known for WinkyDink Jun 2014 #35
ROFL! DesertDiamond Jun 2014 #9
This is much more funny than Jenoch Jun 2014 #10
I hope Shane keeps his job BainsBane Jun 2014 #11
"come back, shane!!!" CatWoman Jun 2014 #13
+1 for Alan Ladd. Scuba Jun 2014 #16
Thanks for that. davidthegnome Jun 2014 #12
"Some assembly required"!!! progressoid Jun 2014 #14
....'bout busted a gut on that one too! alittlelark Jun 2014 #25
Thanks! Just sent the link to grandson who works in Publix deli! djean111 Jun 2014 #15
walmart propaganda to make you like them better. nt TeamPooka Jun 2014 #17
An impossible task. And I don't think they're that smart. byronius Jun 2014 #23
Shane should apply for Speaker of the House - TBF Jun 2014 #18
'Shane' will sue them lovemydog Jun 2014 #21
Shane is a genius ... 1000words Jun 2014 #19
Funny as heck lovemydog Jun 2014 #20
Excellent post. byronius Jun 2014 #22
"I don't know what Swinecraft is mindwalker_i Jun 2014 #24
"Shane stop putting 'some assembly required' stickers on the 8-piece chickens." C Moon Jun 2014 #26
I think we need to start a SuperPac for Shane. Squinch Jun 2014 #27
That's hilarious, but SheilaT Jun 2014 #28
Oh, man. ROFL. Hilarious--thanks for posting. catbyte Jun 2014 #29
Working with guys like Shane actually makes work a little fun! B Calm Jun 2014 #30
It seems much more likely that this is a hoax Orrex Jun 2014 #31
Agreed. AllyCat Jun 2014 #33
scam or not.. pretty funny stuff. . . . n/t annabanana Jun 2014 #32
Excellent sense of humor! Rider3 Jun 2014 #36
Shane is my hero! NastyRiffraff Jun 2014 #37
THAT IS HYSTERICAL! Fred Friendlier Jun 2014 #38
I don't care if this is real or not... abakan Jun 2014 #39
'Good laugh'? NO, this was a make-my-head-hurt tears running down laugh. trof Jun 2014 #40
True or not, that is funny. n/t Jefferson23 Jun 2014 #41
 

WinkyDink

(51,311 posts)
8. I think "Management" is the comedian (funny!), and "Shane" is his character!
Wed Jun 25, 2014, 09:23 PM
Jun 2014

"Shane, Stop putting 'Some assembly required' stickers on the 8-pieces chicken.'"

LOLOLOLOLOL!

 

WinkyDink

(51,311 posts)
35. IMO, no "Shane" would have been allowed to transgress so far for so long. WalMart isn't known for
Thu Jun 26, 2014, 12:21 PM
Jun 2014

being nice to employees.

byronius

(7,369 posts)
23. An impossible task. And I don't think they're that smart.
Wed Jun 25, 2014, 11:05 PM
Jun 2014

Dedication to evil saps the ability to appreciate such parody. I would think the deciders would find it horrifyingly inappropriate, even after the ad company showed them good numbers.

Besides, the lines are already drawn. Any intelligent person already avoids Walmart like the plague.

I'd feel nauseous walking in the door.

You made me think, though. I hope Shane is real.

I was Shane.

lovemydog

(11,833 posts)
20. Funny as heck
Wed Jun 25, 2014, 10:30 PM
Jun 2014

Even though it's probably made up by Walmart for publicity. I still laughed. Thanks for sharing!

C Moon

(12,188 posts)
26. "Shane stop putting 'some assembly required' stickers on the 8-piece chickens."
Wed Jun 25, 2014, 11:55 PM
Jun 2014


True or not, I love these!
 

SheilaT

(23,156 posts)
28. That's hilarious, but
Thu Jun 26, 2014, 01:22 AM
Jun 2014

why do I suspect there's a bit of fakery involved. I can't believe Shane wouldn't have been fired after only a couple of these things.

catbyte

(34,170 posts)
29. Oh, man. ROFL. Hilarious--thanks for posting.
Thu Jun 26, 2014, 05:15 AM
Jun 2014

I loved the note admonishing Shane that the "free samples are to be given out from the Deli Department only, not Electronics."

Orrex

(63,084 posts)
31. It seems much more likely that this is a hoax
Thu Jun 26, 2014, 09:00 AM
Jun 2014

After the first or second incident, "management" would certainly stop posting these public scoldings and would instead drag "Shane" into a back room for some re-education.

Definitely amusing, but I'm calling BS.

NastyRiffraff

(12,448 posts)
37. Shane is my hero!
Thu Jun 26, 2014, 02:17 PM
Jun 2014

I hope he isn't fired. Better yet, I hope he finds a job with a much better company.

Thanks for the laugh, CatWoman!

abakan

(1,815 posts)
39. I don't care if this is real or not...
Thu Jun 26, 2014, 07:20 PM
Jun 2014

It is damn funny...Thanks
I love the personality disorder. I think I've met Shane!

trof

(54,255 posts)
40. 'Good laugh'? NO, this was a make-my-head-hurt tears running down laugh.
Thu Jun 26, 2014, 07:24 PM
Jun 2014

I Know it's probably not true.
But HOLY SHIT it's hilarious.
Thanks for that.
trof

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