Heck he only got 5 points running against a dead man.....

lost to a dead man, Mel Carnahan, in a Mizery senate election in 2000. Some of these pukes and baggers are so disliked that voters prefer zombies..........LOL

I'm with you!

it's the fracking waste in the water supply.

Then usher in a less caring and less responsible form of feudalism than the past with the fat cats as lords wrapped in a flag made utterly meaningless and sanctified by prosperity gospel.

The Turd Way wants fascism softened by multiculturalism and phony democracy, where corporation and state merge.

Neither is acceptable but some seem ready to swallow it if the rulers sometimes look like them and they can pretend to vote for the face of the devil.

I suspect they hope to meet somewhere in the middle, aka "bipartisanship".

I was skeptical until Murray informed us it was "widely known" that the real Frank Lucas is dead and has been replaced by an imposter.

I'm not one to go up against popular belief, after all.

a public office.

I mean, it's almost self-selecting, isn't it?

This is not my opinion. It is the opinion of my clone.

The original BlancheSplanchnik died shortly after viewing a clip from Fox Newz, as a result of a cerebrovascular accident precipitated by exposure to lethal levels of assholery.

Fortunately, the original BlancheSplanchnik had prepared for such an eventuality, correctly predicting that repuke assholery would continue to rise exponentially until inevitably reaching a parts per million concentration known to be fatal to intelligent life.

It's true! I just played my Abbey Road CD backwards and heard that.

I was going to say, "Hey, if the Beatles could pull it off using a body double after Paul died, anything's possible."

Yep, read the OP and THIS was my very 1st thought too!! GMTA!

This guy probably has real mental problems, but because he's a tea partier people think it's just more RW blather and fake conspiracy theories.

Reading these statements, I worry he might harm someone. He needs help fast.

it must be true!

Lucas's denial would have been more convincing if a aide wasn't standing behind him with a remote control unit and a can of oil!

i mean, maybe Clone Lucas is doing a fantastic job representing his constituents, and deserves another term by their measure...

Oh wait -- it's the Republicans, so competence and ability to govern have nothing to do with how candidates perform in elections. Nevermind.

We'd put him in an institution, but we really need the eggs.

I know everyone's laughing about it, but it's rather alarming that these kind of statements are accepted as normal RW political discourse.

and people in here think it would be a hoot to have him elected to office.

what is with repukes?

before the lunatics take the place over. Moving to Mauritius by the end of the year.

Please share photos once you get there. That's on my list for travel. That must be quite a change from landlocked Oklahoma.

It's a pod person.

He's down in Argentina, along with Hitler, JFK, and Elvis, all of whom are widely known to be still alive.

(BTW, this revelation has no impact whatsoever on the fact that Orrin Hatch is a space alien.)

Like that governor from a few years back?

to have had his brain removed, and was using a box of rocks as a substitute.

Denzel Washington?

If not, well, wow.

It's a bizarre neurological disorder where the patient believes a friend or loved one has been replaced by an impostor.
It usually occurs in paranoid schizophrenics or people who have experienced some sort of brain trauma.

Or does he just watch too much television?

... this one might win as nominee in the "Best Dumb Shit" category. Really, there is no depth they will not go, because believe it or not, there are people who actually believe their dumb shit shenanigans.

their voters demand it.

LOL

a teapublican is doing something more entertaining than dangerous.
We should encourage this behavior!
Send him supportive E-Mails.
Heck send him a DVD of Blade Runner or Brian De Palma's Body Double.
Support Timothy Ray Murray's harmless dealusion. It is in no way as dangerous as the dark mussings of John McCain.

How hard were the Overlord's instructions, people? Just don't tell this ONE guy in Oklahoma! Who blabbed?
I bet it was Mitch....he leaves secret paperwork laying around all the time. Damn it Mitch, didn't you learn from the FEMA camp memo you left in Albuquerque?

Okay everybody, sneak out of your houses tonight and we'll meet in San Francisco for an emergency meeting to get this back undercover...

The evil twin theory is much more widely known than the body double/DNA explanation and more reasonable, given the widely known suspect nature of DNA, which is code for "Science", it being a fact that Science is a liberal plot to cede control of the United States of Jesus (USofJ) over to The Dark Lord, who has already prepared a week-long, fiery inauguration saturnalia at which our beloved country will be renamed, "the American States of Satan (ASofS)".

Whether we like it or not.

As measured by the Evilometer (Pat Pend).

any circumstances.... And that's that!

This is better than "The Onion"

Okies are weird. I mean, look at their senators….

I once said to a Texan friend that Oklahoma sucks. Her reply was, "Yeah, it does, but it keeps Kansas from smashing into us."

and replaced with exact duplicates.

Murray is locco in extremis.

Someone more familiar with diagnosis can have a better go of this.

[link: http://www.timothyraymurray.com|

Not much I can really say
The guy needs counseling

His campaign web site is very revealing. http://www.timothyraymurray.com/

He doesn't seem particularly 'gifted' in the qualifications department:

"....career has been in Pharmacy Chains, as Corporate Store Director,
worked in Sales,
worked for the United States Postal Service, as a Rural Carrier,
was Awarded Honor status by U.S. Presidents Nixon, Ford, and others,
was Youth Diplomat for U.S. Mission for The United Nations, 1978,
was awarded United Nations Humanitarian Expert status as Diplomat,
was Assistant to an Oklahoma City Councilman in 2004-05
and is again a Candidate for U.S. House for Oklahoma’s 3rd District, 2014."

I'm thinking he kept a little something something on the side for himself.

...and got 20% of the vote.

I'm thinking he's had a brain injury. Stroke maybe? Or some kind of early onset dementia? Because his rational has clearly left the building...

Dear goodness, I know politics get crazy, but this crazy? Man, this is epic lunacy right here. "I oppose because my opponent is dead." The only person I can think of that could have used that defense was Clinton against Dole, and that was mostly because Dole was dead inside. Maybe Obama could have used that argument against Romney too - "He's a body double, because he hasn't been anything but a puppet for 40 years, and for 20 of those he's had no brain activity."

Though neither of them would have been crass enough to come right out and say it.

was, well, nonsense, but this didn't just take the cake, it took the whole damn bakery.

"This ranks about a 9 out of 10 on my weird shit-o-meter."

Sigh



I am always saying that to run for office in Oklahoma you have to be bat sh*t crazy. I believe that my point has been made.

I am also a owner of oil, gases, and minerals rights of other Oklahoma land. Like the Senator from Kentucky, I own oil, gases and mineral rights along with others that cover most of The State of Oklahoma. The purpose of this ownership is for The People of The United States. The purchase was made with funds of The George Washington family of which I am a direct descendent. I am not of knowledge of all of the former President's family directions with his assets, however I will justly try to follow his directions of just and lawful nature for The People of The United States and of myself. I will never turn over Management of these resource assets to solely to The U.S. President, or legislative action
The Senator announced out his ownership in the 2012 election because of miss Representation of U.S. Office holders in his State. It has now been discovered miss Representation of U.S. Office holders has long existed in Oklahoma using this fact about Oklahoma oil and minerals being owned by The People and other unjust excuses. This miss-Representation includes Oklahoma’s 3rd District and other Oklahoma Districts. Today is the day to correctly follow The People's voice.

We ask the few Members of Congress blocking The People’s correct vote to uphold The United States Constitution and seat the justly elected Persons. This matter is their duty.

Despite what President Obama said on television about slapping anyone that votes for Oil barons, I am sure that will not happen for voting for Timothy Ray Murray. (The President was joking. He knows that is illegal, and that no one should ever do that.)

.............insanity!

Oklahoma. The smartest guy in the whole state had an IQ of 64.

of a pool of crazy.

n/t

All is well in the Universe.