McCamy Reports: Hillary Puts on Her Pantsuits One Leg at a Time

In response to rumors being circulated among right wing pundits that Secretary of State/Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton has a walk in closet "the size of the Taj Mahal" and employees a small army of nubile Thai preteens to anoint her body with larks tongue oil before adorning her thick ankles in Dior silk stockings and custom made Louis Vuitton baby seal skin stiletto pumps, the former first lady has revealed that she puts her pants on one leg at a time like everyone else.

"Well, obviously, it would be a lot easier to get dressed in the morning if I was a witch and had the kind of magic powers that my political enemies ascribe to me. I could get out of bed, wave my magic wand or wiggle my nose or whatever it is that a witch is supposed to do and voila---my pants would leap upon me, the way that the mop and broom rushed to do the bidding of the sorcerer in that Disney film that my daughter, Chelsea used to love so much."

Right wing darling, Ann Colter responded on Fox News by saying "There she goes again, pimping Chelsea. We only have Hillary's word that Chelsea is her daughter. We only have Hillary's word that Hillary is a woman. Have you seen those ankles? I want to see a birth certificate."

"I want to see DNA," said Charles Krauthammer.

"I want a blindfold," said Dick Morris, which elicited cheers from those on the set of the Fox News program. "Those ankles are a crime against humanity."



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