What's worse than Conservative Christians crying 'PERSECUTION'? Those same people when they win

Victory over the "promiscuous"
US Govt would have become King George III if there a contraception mandate
Having to provide contraception is just like life under Nero
Hobby Lobby is the Rosa Parks of 'religious liberty'
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/religious-right-reacts-hobby-lobby-decision-victory-over-king-george-iii-and-subsidized-co-0

And now there is 'hope' that they won't have to cross paths or be touched by the shadows of a gay person.
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/anti-gay-activists-hopeful-hobby-lobby-will-lead-license-discriminate

But don't worry, I give them two days before they start screaming that it's worse than North Korea for them. They'll find something.