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UTUSN

(70,652 posts)
Mon Dec 1, 2014, 12:37 PM Dec 2014

Hero SKUNK sprayed Glenn BecKKK's house, BecKKK guns it down!1 O.K. who here dropped it off?!1

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So BecKKK found another way to make it all about him, telling how his Thanksgiving was dominated by a skunk that sprayed the outside of his house. He's somewhere in Texas, having run away from paying higher taxes on his $90M income, where there is no state income tax and he can have a prepper type of compound with like-minded nutcases and have him lots of guns.

So it must have been some heroic skunk, because everything that happens to BecKKK is not like what happens to everybody else. Somehow this skunk sprayed an entire wall and windows and it was freezing with the BecKKK trying to do something with the skunk, which escaped by running under the house and BecKKK took the opportunity to use one of his shotguns to shoot it.

And then he had to hose down the wall for the smell, which would not go away, and he sprayed tomato juice and PASTE on the wall, all this in the freezing weather, and he was wondering whether he will have to replace the windows!1 Doesn't he have PEOPLE to do these things -- he's *such* a Rugged Individual!1



(It's the only talk radio station in my area, in the car briefly, I only have it on when in the car, it's oppo-research, pls don't ask me why I listen.)
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Hero SKUNK sprayed Glenn BecKKK's house, BecKKK guns it down!1 O.K. who here dropped it off?!1 (Original Post) UTUSN Dec 2014 OP
There's something poetic about that. NuclearDem Dec 2014 #1
It wasn't me! Initech Dec 2014 #2
I'd have to see proof that he killed the skunk. It's not easy to even spot one much less brewens Dec 2014 #3
That Skunk odor will go away all by itself.... bvar22 Dec 2014 #4
Are you mercuryblues Dec 2014 #5
He probably shot it b/c it was half black and half white. JaneyVee Dec 2014 #6
You would think that each would have left the other alone MurrayDelph Dec 2014 #7

brewens

(13,547 posts)
3. I'd have to see proof that he killed the skunk. It's not easy to even spot one much less
Mon Dec 1, 2014, 02:51 PM
Dec 2014

hunt it down and shoot it. I call bullshit.

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