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WilliamPitt

(58,179 posts)
Tue Dec 9, 2014, 02:44 PM Dec 2014

Once upon a time...

Once upon a time, there was a man who bought a newspaper every day, snarled at the front page, and threw it away. One day, the storekeep asked, "Sir, what are you looking for in the paper?"

"The obituaries," said the man.

"But the obituaries are on page 30," said the storekeep.

"When the bastard I'm looking for dies," said the man, "It'll be on the front page."

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Once upon a time... (Original Post) WilliamPitt Dec 2014 OP
Good one, my dear Will! n/t CaliforniaPeggy Dec 2014 #1
Mira posted this in relation to the war criminal of a Dick malaise Dec 2014 #2
... 2naSalit Dec 2014 #3
I now know why people save their urine in jars... Salviati Dec 2014 #4
Oh, yes. jwirr Dec 2014 #5
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