Or some cheese you squeeze from a tube.

--imm

Like the MRE reads...kNeed before opening.

...green eggs and ham on pimpernickel.

Less is more.

We're looking for the specific type of shit that describes one particular republican.

nt

Like Apple Pie without the crust.

But does that represent his Cuban, Canadian, American, or Texas Side?

Probably the Texas part?

It would be stale un-toasted Wonder Bread, dog shit and ketchup.

which part of the sandwich represents his Canadian aspect? which his Cuban side?

Remember this is a Ted Cruz sandwich, not a generic repug sandwich.

Canadians are smart enough to send him somewhere else, and Cuba didn't want him either, so it's pretty much a given that a flaming sack of dogshit between stale bread is the best he can do. I added ketchup just to be kind.

That's material for a Ted Cruz sandwich.

Timmy Horton's comes to mind....

Nobody wants it, nobody knows what to do with it or how to dispose of it, but since it looks passable if you wrap it up in enough paper, you can regift it to the people down the street who will no doubt regift it to somebody else.

Nobody eats it, and nobody wants to, but to be polite, they just pass the sad thing around hoping someone will finally have the gumption to shitcan it immediately.

Good bread for this sandwich.

It only it where as white as he sees himself.

Baloney between two slices of 10-year-old Corsicana fruitcake.

Yeah, that sums it up for me.

Pass the mustard...

Day-old egg salad, maybe.

"cellophane sandwiches" and do not qualify for categorization in the food list... not even as emergency roadkillfood.

yes, I will go with that part of the sandwich.

The next time he says "bite me"....

Nothing more.

And a limp pickle in the middle.

Although, quite a few of them also have rancid meat and spoiled mayo to go along with that pickle.

The meat would be rotten, the cheese would be molded, and the bread would have toxic worms coming out of the middle.

of the burnt, soggy toast variety with a tinge of mold; rancid olive-loaf baloney; some deplorably cheap skweezcheeze flavored with pretend chipotle and a scoop of miriclewhip. A bathroom-sized (2oz.) paper cup of flat ginger-ale to wash it down, Canada Dry, of course!