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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI know why Dick Cheney really got his heart transplant.
He knows that according to his religion, he's headed straight to hell for his crimes.
He wants to put it off as long as possible.
If he could lengthen his life by eating the brains of virgin girls, he'd do it.
Joe Turner
(930 posts)He better hope there is no after-life otherwise he has hell to pay.
Lint Head
(15,064 posts)NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)Kennah
(14,116 posts)I'm told there have been a couple of incidences where he nodded off to sleep, someone thought he was dead, they hit him with an AED, and that SHIT hurts!
Prophet 451
(9,796 posts)I'm 50/50 that when he eventually dies, they'll find dismembered hitch-hikers in his basement.
oldandhappy
(6,719 posts)thru sheer meanness. His old heart wanted out!
Quantess
(27,630 posts)His body stays animated by the antichrist.
AndyTiedye
(23,500 posts)Where's Buffy when you need her?
AwakeAtLast
(14,112 posts)To know that their loved one's heart beats in that pathetic excuse for a human being would be a different kind of torture.