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Archae

(46,262 posts)
Mon Dec 15, 2014, 01:22 AM Dec 2014

I know why Dick Cheney really got his heart transplant.

He knows that according to his religion, he's headed straight to hell for his crimes.

He wants to put it off as long as possible.

If he could lengthen his life by eating the brains of virgin girls, he'd do it.

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I know why Dick Cheney really got his heart transplant. (Original Post) Archae Dec 2014 OP
Yes Cheney is Evil Personified Joe Turner Dec 2014 #1
This should be posted on every social media platform. Lint Head Dec 2014 #2
Hell won't take him. Haven't they suffered enough down there? NuclearDem Dec 2014 #3
He had one installed Kennah Dec 2014 #4
He probably already does Prophet 451 Dec 2014 #5
He wore out the old one oldandhappy Dec 2014 #6
He is an undead Quantess Dec 2014 #7
Only Way Darth Cheney Gets a "Heart Attack" involves a Wooden Stake AndyTiedye Dec 2014 #8
My heart goes out to the donor's family AwakeAtLast Dec 2014 #9

Kennah

(14,116 posts)
4. He had one installed
Mon Dec 15, 2014, 01:53 AM
Dec 2014

I'm told there have been a couple of incidences where he nodded off to sleep, someone thought he was dead, they hit him with an AED, and that SHIT hurts!

Prophet 451

(9,796 posts)
5. He probably already does
Mon Dec 15, 2014, 01:56 AM
Dec 2014

I'm 50/50 that when he eventually dies, they'll find dismembered hitch-hikers in his basement.

AwakeAtLast

(14,112 posts)
9. My heart goes out to the donor's family
Mon Dec 15, 2014, 08:53 PM
Dec 2014

To know that their loved one's heart beats in that pathetic excuse for a human being would be a different kind of torture.

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