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meegbear

(25,438 posts)
Wed Oct 21, 2015, 07:13 AM Oct 2015

The Rude Pundit - Ted Cruz Is Gonna Get the President Killed



This is from a fundraising letter from Republican presidential candidate Senator Ted Cruz, who looks and sounds like every fragged lieutenant in the Vietnam War (and who even George W. Bush dislikes). Cruz is fantasizing that President Barack Obama is a jackbooted soldier-cop who is beholden only to his own fanaticism (hence the "O" symbol instead of an American flag on the vest there) and who is going to take your guns, should you own some, and then, oh, what? Let's say skin your cat and burn your Bible.

Cruz goes from provocative to bugnuts pretty quickly. The email reads, "Friend, I own guns. I'm planning on keeping them. But there's a problem...Obama is coming for our guns." Then he promises that if Congress tries to stop the power mad leader from tekkin yer gunz, evil Obama will use executive orders to (and Cruz quotes Obama out of context here because full context is for pussies) "keep guns out of the hands of criminals and others who shouldn't have access to them." Helpfully, Cruz interprets Obama: "Friend, by 'others who shouldn't have...them,' Obama means you and me." Which would be totally true if it wasn't totally untrue. Obama meant people who are mentally ill or have protective orders against them. But, still, really, at this point aren't most of the gun owners who support Ted Cruz mentally ill and/or violent idiots who probably shouldn't be anywhere near a metal fork, let alone firearms?

In another fundraising letter (because nothing fills the coffers more than causing pants-shitting fear in your crazy-ass followers), Cruz informs us that the Second Amendment isn't just about being able to buy whatever massive, unnecessary weapon your tiny penis compels you to buy. Oh, no: "It is a Constitutional right to protect your children, your family, your home, our lives, and to serve as the ultimate check against governmental tyranny — for the protection of liberty."

It ain't that big a leap to say that Cruz is telling everyone to prepare for armed revolution against "tyranny." And that the helmeted black Nazi up there is going to lead the forces of tyranny against the forces of gun-toting righteousness. And that he should be stopped before he gets a chance to tekk yer gunz away.

Ted Cruz's rhetoric is the kind of shitstream that gets people gunned down in a nation where people are gunned down for stupid reasons with depressing regularity. But now he's turning the President not just into the opposition, but the enemy, and then getting people to believe that they need their guns to stop an impending takeover by that enemy. It's a dangerous path Cruz is taking, but, you know, he doesn't give a damn.

He better hope that people don't mistake him for an intruder if he's going door-to-door to campaign. Those crazy fuckers are armed and stand their ground.

http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2015/10/ted-cruz-is-gonna-get-president-killed.html
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The Rude Pundit - Ted Cruz Is Gonna Get the President Killed (Original Post) meegbear Oct 2015 OP
Ho. Lee. Fuck. WhaTHellsgoingonhere Oct 2015 #1
Stochastic terrorism StopTheNeoCons Oct 2015 #21
"who looks and sounds like every fragged lieutenant in the Vietnam War" Fast Walker 52 Oct 2015 #2
Yes! maddiemom Oct 2015 #22
"But there's a problem...Obama is coming for our guns." tecelote Oct 2015 #3
Wasn't it one of Jeff Foxworthy's buddies... gregcrawford Oct 2015 #5
I once won an argument by saying "You CAN fix stupid; it's called education" Bucky Oct 2015 #12
I don't think you are wrong.... Pacifist Patriot Oct 2015 #18
Stupid defies education. maddiemom Oct 2015 #24
Stupid or ignorant? MadCrow Oct 2015 #32
The gun supporters always think Obama's coming for their guns, bulloney Oct 2015 #15
Todays' birchers inherited their fears and conspiracies from those who came before. Hortensis Oct 2015 #17
And right behind him is Hillary madokie Oct 2015 #33
K&R! stonecutter357 Oct 2015 #4
Shameless fear mongering, not surprising though coming from Cruz n/t Jeroen Oct 2015 #6
Umhm. Just building on the masters, tho. Hortensis Oct 2015 #7
The world would be a better place, after The Rapture ;) Jeroen Oct 2015 #11
I believe. :) Hortensis Oct 2015 #16
Dominionist do not believe in the Second Coming of Christ, hense, Cruz wants to dismantle DhhD Oct 2015 #29
Well it IS almost Halloween tavernier Oct 2015 #8
Cruz is not just turning President Obama into the enemy, he's turning Obama into a target. NBachers Oct 2015 #9
The right's trolling for Obama assassins never really stopped, just had Hortensis Oct 2015 #19
A friend of mine LibertyLover Oct 2015 #10
Thank God Obama is no damn good at coming for our guns Bucky Oct 2015 #14
The Rude One's point is invalid because gun-advocates find dick jokes to be upsetting Orrex Oct 2015 #13
K&R. Paladin Oct 2015 #20
Cruz isn't saying anything new n2doc Oct 2015 #23
off hand question: mike dub Oct 2015 #25
Assuming a Democrat is inaugurated, they'll just switch to that person. bulloney Oct 2015 #34
They'll say that he would have done so... Orrex Oct 2015 #35
K & R always for the Rude Pundit. mountain grammy Oct 2015 #26
God.Help.The.Gun.Owners.And.The.NRA.If.,ANYTHING. . . DinahMoeHum Oct 2015 #27
What would Cruz have to worry about? gordianot Oct 2015 #28
Jesus. Well,it worked with Gabrielle Giffords sufrommich Oct 2015 #30
If you yourself repeatedly make calls to disarm people why do you complain about people Nuclear Unicorn Oct 2015 #31
Obama is no threat. No threat from controllers here; penis seems more important. Eleanors38 Oct 2015 #36
(because nothing fills the coffers more than causing pants-shitting fear in your crazy-ass followers KamaAina Oct 2015 #37
Is this going to happen in the Jade Helm sequel? world wide wally Oct 2015 #38
GW hates Cruz. nt kelliekat44 Oct 2015 #39
it's the kind of fear mongering that works on very stupid, paranoid people Skittles Oct 2015 #40

StopTheNeoCons

(892 posts)
21. Stochastic terrorism
Wed Oct 21, 2015, 09:25 AM
Oct 2015

Stochastic terrorism is the use of mass communications to stir up random lone wolves to carry out violent or terrorist acts that are statistically predictable but individually unpredictable.

tecelote

(5,122 posts)
3. "But there's a problem...Obama is coming for our guns."
Wed Oct 21, 2015, 07:52 AM
Oct 2015

It's amazing how many right wing voters believe this.

One of my neighbors says this all the time and gets a reaction from people every time.

gregcrawford

(2,382 posts)
5. Wasn't it one of Jeff Foxworthy's buddies...
Wed Oct 21, 2015, 08:04 AM
Oct 2015

... that said, "You can't fix STUPID?" Very funny guy, and oh so right!

Bucky

(53,997 posts)
12. I once won an argument by saying "You CAN fix stupid; it's called education"
Wed Oct 21, 2015, 08:50 AM
Oct 2015

I realize now I was wrong.

Pacifist Patriot

(24,653 posts)
18. I don't think you are wrong....
Wed Oct 21, 2015, 09:05 AM
Oct 2015

but education has to be accepted with an open mind and it's an uphill battle against propaganda. I'm not sure many of these people are stupid so much as too fucking lazy to step outside of their frames for a minute.

MadCrow

(155 posts)
32. Stupid or ignorant?
Wed Oct 21, 2015, 10:52 AM
Oct 2015

As a teacher I used to ask kids if they would rather be called ignorant or stupid?They would say, "What's the difference? " My reply, "Ignorant means you don't know; stupid means you can't learn. Which would rather be?" These people are definitely STUPID.

bulloney

(4,113 posts)
15. The gun supporters always think Obama's coming for their guns,
Wed Oct 21, 2015, 08:58 AM
Oct 2015

yet nobody can name one example where he's proposed anything that would take guns away from people because there are none. There's been talk about registering firearms and the like following the mass shootings we've seen in recent months, but nobody of credence has proposed confiscating anyone's guns.

The NRA plays these people like a fiddle by throwing out the chum to the sharks: "Obama's taking away your guns." And gun sales spike accordingly. That's most of the MO in this whole scenario. That, and directing hate to an opposing political party like Cruz is doing.

Gun supporters always play the "I need to protect myself and my family" card. I'd like to see stats that show how many deaths from guns were from defensive situations (protecting myself/family) and the type where someone in an act of aggression shot a person or a group of people.

Hortensis

(58,785 posts)
17. Todays' birchers inherited their fears and conspiracies from those who came before.
Wed Oct 21, 2015, 09:04 AM
Oct 2015

They endure so well because some people are born hard wired to fear what is not understood and to attack what they fear, especially outsiders. Anybody who reads about the bircher-cons of last century will be struck by the great similarity, but that's because the vast majority are just plain old social/religious conservatives doing what they do -- but now under the master guidance of mass manipulation.

I really think the United States needs to pass laws against mass indoctrination of untruths the same way we do not allow shouting "fire" in a theater -- for the protection of society.

Also be extremely limited in how public money to religious enterprises may be used. Money is empowering. Let them pay for their own passing on of beliefs.

madokie

(51,076 posts)
33. And right behind him is Hillary
Wed Oct 21, 2015, 10:54 AM
Oct 2015

the same nuts who think that Obama is after their gunz know that Hillary damn sure is. Most of the reasons why people don't trust Hillary is because of the gunz

DhhD

(4,695 posts)
29. Dominionist do not believe in the Second Coming of Christ, hense, Cruz wants to dismantle
Wed Oct 21, 2015, 10:07 AM
Oct 2015

the Constitution and reign over the Seven Mountains of North America by first breaking up the American government, next Canada and finish off Mexico (Clinton helped privatize the Mexican Oil Industry in 2012 moving control away from the workers to the 1%).

Hortensis

(58,785 posts)
19. The right's trolling for Obama assassins never really stopped, just had
Wed Oct 21, 2015, 09:09 AM
Oct 2015

operate from shadows and taking quick shots from doorways, etc.

Obama and his family, including his children, get dozens of credible threats every day.

LibertyLover

(4,788 posts)
10. A friend of mine
Wed Oct 21, 2015, 08:46 AM
Oct 2015

has gone off the rails about the Scary Black Man Coming For Her Guns. I have known her for 59 years, just 3 years shorter than my life on this earth, but I am limiting my exposure to her. At one point I considered naming her guardian for my daughter should my husband and I die. Thank goodness I didn't.

Bucky

(53,997 posts)
14. Thank God Obama is no damn good at coming for our guns
Wed Oct 21, 2015, 08:52 AM
Oct 2015

He' s grossly incompetent as far as the "jack booted thug" business is concerned.

Orrex

(63,203 posts)
13. The Rude One's point is invalid because gun-advocates find dick jokes to be upsetting
Wed Oct 21, 2015, 08:51 AM
Oct 2015
Cruz informs us that the Second Amendment isn't just about being able to buy whatever massive, unnecessary weapon your tiny penis compels you to buy.
The horror! The horror!

n2doc

(47,953 posts)
23. Cruz isn't saying anything new
Wed Oct 21, 2015, 09:28 AM
Oct 2015

RW hate radio spews this and worse on a daily basis. Doesn't make it justified or right, just that we have had 6+years of this crap so far. I really am amazed at the job the Secret Service has done, overall.

mike dub

(541 posts)
25. off hand question:
Wed Oct 21, 2015, 09:33 AM
Oct 2015

what are these rethugs going to do when Inauguration Day 2017 comes and goes and President Obama has *not taken their guns away? is there going to be an adrenaline-high let-down for them or something? not that I seriously give a shit, but just asking'. they been amp'ed up for 7 years now. wonder if they'll ever come down.

bulloney

(4,113 posts)
34. Assuming a Democrat is inaugurated, they'll just switch to that person.
Wed Oct 21, 2015, 11:12 AM
Oct 2015

If a Republican is inaugurated, they'll go back to their nebulous "liberals hiding in the background" just waiting to take your guns away if we're all not careful.

They always have to have a boogeyman, doncha know?

Orrex

(63,203 posts)
35. They'll say that he would have done so...
Wed Oct 21, 2015, 12:56 PM
Oct 2015

if it weren't for the tireless efforts of right-minded defenders of freedom, and the NRA thanks them for their tireless spending on superfluous murder technology.

And of course the Democrat who takes the Whitehouse will be equally demonized as a gun-grabber, a ridiculous term much beloved even here on DU.

DinahMoeHum

(21,783 posts)
27. God.Help.The.Gun.Owners.And.The.NRA.If.,ANYTHING. . .
Wed Oct 21, 2015, 09:33 AM
Oct 2015
ANYTHING !!!!!!!!!!
happens to President Obama. Or any candidate from the Democratic Party.

Just sayin'.

gordianot

(15,237 posts)
28. What would Cruz have to worry about?
Wed Oct 21, 2015, 10:04 AM
Oct 2015

Look at the pass Palin got after Gabby Giffords was shot? It appears hate speech and threats are common Republican procedures.

Nuclear Unicorn

(19,497 posts)
31. If you yourself repeatedly make calls to disarm people why do you complain about people
Wed Oct 21, 2015, 10:45 AM
Oct 2015

making the argument that some people are trying to take other people's guns away?

You've done it, over and over again. So maybe Cruz has misplaced his ire and directed it at the President. From what I can see the President is not going to take anyone's guns away. But from what you've said in the past that makes Obama more your policy adversary than Cruz's.

 

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)
37. (because nothing fills the coffers more than causing pants-shitting fear in your crazy-ass followers
Wed Oct 21, 2015, 03:59 PM
Oct 2015

Ted Nugent is for Cruz? Who knew?

Skittles

(153,147 posts)
40. it's the kind of fear mongering that works on very stupid, paranoid people
Wed Oct 21, 2015, 09:25 PM
Oct 2015

and yes, it is dangerous

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