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skip fox

(19,356 posts) Thu Oct 22, 2015, 09:49 AM Oct 2015

"A high colonic makes me feel The Spirit!" . . . Please come CAPTION Ben Carson!!!

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Ben ("He who casts the first stone is worth a bird in the bush" ) Carson is saying: "Let me tell you one thing, Robert. If I win, The Holy Spirit will find its home once again in the White House. In fact, I'm planning on giving Christ the entire second floor which I'll paint all cloud-white inside and install stained glass windows and pipe in soft organ music and hymns. And everyday I'll go up there and just sit, listening as He tells me what to do. . . . Just like He already told me I will have to attack all Muslims who mistake their faith and religion for a means of governance. . . . You see God can't stand fanatics and wants me to wipe them out!!"

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"A high colonic makes me feel The Spirit!" . . . Please come CAPTION Ben Carson!!! (Original Post) skip fox Oct 2015 OP

Lordie. Surely the Repuke PTB would rather have Trump than this guy?? Laura PourMeADrink Oct 2015 #1

Carson passsed Trump in a new poll in Iowa today yup! riversedge Oct 2015 #2

yes... I remember Iowa Straw Poll 2011 Laura PourMeADrink Oct 2015 #5

They can turn the second floor Turbineguy Oct 2015 #3

Ben Carson is saying: skip fox Oct 2015 #4

This guy as president would prove we've lost our minds newfie11 Oct 2015 #6

Ben Carson is saying: skip fox Oct 2015 #7

The following things God personally told me are worse than slavery: the metric system, Obamacare Johonny Oct 2015 #8

Laura PourMeADrink

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1. Lordie. Surely the Repuke PTB would rather have Trump than this guy??

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Thu Oct 22, 2015, 09:52 AM

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riversedge

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2. Carson passsed Trump in a new poll in Iowa today yup!

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Thu Oct 22, 2015, 09:56 AM

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Laura PourMeADrink

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5. yes... I remember Iowa Straw Poll 2011

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Thu Oct 22, 2015, 11:58 AM

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Turbineguy

(37,295 posts)

3. They can turn the second floor

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Thu Oct 22, 2015, 10:04 AM

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into a mortuary and charge for services.

skip fox

(19,356 posts)

4. Ben Carson is saying:

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Oct 22, 2015, 11:33 AM

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"All we need is blind faith. Mine to govern, yours to elect me. . . . Are you up to it?"

newfie11

(8,159 posts)

6. This guy as president would prove we've lost our minds

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Thu Oct 22, 2015, 12:24 PM

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skip fox

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7. Ben Carson is saying:

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Thu Oct 22, 2015, 03:53 PM

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"All you need to know is contained in one Book: The Bible. . . . That and watching Sesame Street daily will do wonders for your IQ!"

Johonny

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8. The following things God personally told me are worse than slavery: the metric system, Obamacare

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Thu Oct 22, 2015, 04:34 PM

Oct 2015

The Allman Brothers, social security, evolution, medicare, and waking up to find I was the guy operating inside your brain. I'd like to tell you more about all the reasons God wants me to be your president, but I'm suspending my campaign two more week to work more on bilking conservative voters out of every cent they've earned in their life. Buy my new book, "God himself told me, Ben Carson, that democratic programs are worse than slavery." Get it wherever fine books and souls are sold.

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