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Volaris

(10,269 posts)
Thu Oct 22, 2015, 10:42 PM Oct 2015

Thanks, Obama--this one i have to share with DU...

So the woman I'm dating has a 3 year old son, and this is the exact quote of what just came over the texter:

"Yea and then (her son's name) just got up to go potty and smashed his finger
when he closed the lid and yelled 'THANKS OBAMA!' wtf haha

because you just KNOW there's a super-secret prezidenshul team in place just for making sure it happens...its a conspiracy lol.



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Thanks, Obama--this one i have to share with DU... (Original Post) Volaris Oct 2015 OP
You might want to reconsider brush Oct 2015 #1
Yep n/t emulatorloo Oct 2015 #3
It's become such a funny meme... Johnyawl Oct 2015 #4
Like that one! 2naSalit Oct 2015 #5
Should be happy that it was just his finger that was smashed in the potty and not something similar notadmblnd Oct 2015 #2
Zipper caution is also a prudent thing to teach. NBachers Oct 2015 #6

notadmblnd

(23,720 posts)
2. Should be happy that it was just his finger that was smashed in the potty and not something similar
Thu Oct 22, 2015, 10:56 PM
Oct 2015

looking to a finger. People, teach your boys to pee sitting down. It's more relaxing and your toilet will stay cleaner for it.

Oh and there's no chance of the lid smashing anything precious.

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