House Committee to Investigate Sidney Blumenthal announced

Republican congressional leaders, fresh from an all day self flagellation session, regrouped on Friday morning for a group think lasting 73 picoseconds. After examination of a snowball provided by James Inhofe (Loon, boonies) held under a blowtorch, it was decided that their chances for regaining the political edge along with a speck of dignity would best be served by reinventing their efforts to install a republican as president in 2016.

According to a spokesperson wishing to remain anonymous - "A great man once said something or other about doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. It is this kind of thinking that we've always embraced, and we look forward to expecting different results than we have seen with our first eight attempts to derail Secretary Clinton's campaign. I mean...to discover the truth about Benghazi, that place in Liberia."

The Committee to Investigate Sidney Blumenthal is expected to call anyone on planet Earth other than Hillary Clinton as its only witness.