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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI fed my husband plutonium and carcinogens this morning
Yes, he had his usual three slices of bacon and a fried egg, the same thing he has wanted in the morning for the last 40 years. I will let ya'll know if he lights up.
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I fed my husband plutonium and carcinogens this morning (Original Post)
leftofcool
Oct 2015
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ProfessorGAC
(64,827 posts)1. Weapons Of Mass Destruction!
Well, you might as well join the republican party. You're obviously evil and a warmonger!
leftofcool
(19,460 posts)2. LMAO!
Javaman
(62,500 posts)12. Weapons of Mass Consumption! LOL nt
Lochloosa
(16,060 posts)3. You're a good wife.
leftofcool
(19,460 posts)10. Yea, he would probably say that. I make him.
NaturalHigh
(12,778 posts)4. Did he smoke his usual dose of polonium?
ProfessorGAC
(64,827 posts)5. Don't Be Ridiculous!
Everyone knows that polonium is a "pinch between the cheek and gum" element!
leftofcool
(19,460 posts)8. No, but he will probably do that this evening.
Or he may just want a couple of shots of that highly toxic Kentucky bourbon.
TexasProgresive
(12,154 posts)6. No Plutonium in his breakfast
Now if he wanted to increase his risk he could've hand a post postprandial cigarette while tanning in an asbestos lined bed.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/6710547/Bacon-sausages-put-in-same-cancer-danger-category-as-Plutonium.html
But processed meats such as bacon and sausages will now be officially ranked alongside plutonium, cigarettes, asbestos and sunbeds as causes of cancer.
GOLGO 13
(1,681 posts)7. A most excellent wife is what you are.
Your husband is a lucky, lucky man.
leftofcool
(19,460 posts)9. After 40 years of marriage, he darn sure better say that.
Or I will kick his ass.
Iliyah
(25,111 posts)11. Thanks for a Good Morning wake up