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iandhr

(6,852 posts)
Tue Oct 27, 2015, 10:42 AM Oct 2015

David Koch Delivers Suit With Note Reading ‘Wear This Tonight’ To Marco Rubio’s Hotel Room

NEW YORK—Leaving the package directly on the center of the bed for the senator to discover upon his arrival, billionaire industrialist David Koch delivered a suit with a note reading “Wear this tonight” to Republican presidential candidate Marco Rubio’s room at the Waldorf Astoria hotel Wednesday, sources confirmed. “Cannot wait to see you in this,” read the message handwritten on textured card stock and sealed in an envelope stamped with a red wax “K,” which sources confirmed was affixed to a Valentino box containing a black three-piece single-breasted suit that, upon slipping it on, Rubio discovered was tailored to his exact measurements. “You’ll find me in the ballroom at 7:30.” Sources later confirmed that, after examining his reflection in a full-length mirror, Rubio wiped away a single tear, took a deep breath, and walked out his hotel room’s door.

http://www.theonion.com/article/david-koch-delivers-suit-note-reading-wear-tonight-51545

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David Koch Delivers Suit With Note Reading ‘Wear This Tonight’ To Marco Rubio’s Hotel Room (Original Post) iandhr Oct 2015 OP
Awe, such a sweet love story liberal N proud Oct 2015 #1
for some reason this comes to mind... corkhead Oct 2015 #2
I know I've seen this before... Dr Hobbitstein Oct 2015 #4
The Shining corkhead Oct 2015 #5
Damnit, that's right. Dr Hobbitstein Oct 2015 #6
Last time ryan_cats Oct 2015 #3
. . . . . sorry, I missed the part where this is satirical . . . HughBeaumont Oct 2015 #7
Heh... Fumesucker Oct 2015 #8
 

Dr Hobbitstein

(6,568 posts)
6. Damnit, that's right.
Tue Oct 27, 2015, 11:57 AM
Oct 2015

For some reason, my mind kept going to Eyes Wide Shut, which I KNEW was wrong. At least I had the director right.

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