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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsDavid Koch Delivers Suit With Note Reading ‘Wear This Tonight’ To Marco Rubio’s Hotel Room
NEW YORKLeaving the package directly on the center of the bed for the senator to discover upon his arrival, billionaire industrialist David Koch delivered a suit with a note reading Wear this tonight to Republican presidential candidate Marco Rubios room at the Waldorf Astoria hotel Wednesday, sources confirmed. Cannot wait to see you in this, read the message handwritten on textured card stock and sealed in an envelope stamped with a red wax K, which sources confirmed was affixed to a Valentino box containing a black three-piece single-breasted suit that, upon slipping it on, Rubio discovered was tailored to his exact measurements. Youll find me in the ballroom at 7:30. Sources later confirmed that, after examining his reflection in a full-length mirror, Rubio wiped away a single tear, took a deep breath, and walked out his hotel rooms door.
http://www.theonion.com/article/david-koch-delivers-suit-note-reading-wear-tonight-51545
liberal N proud
(60,334 posts)A puppet master and his boy!
corkhead
(6,119 posts)Dr Hobbitstein
(6,568 posts)I just can't remember what it's from.
corkhead
(6,119 posts)Dr Hobbitstein
(6,568 posts)For some reason, my mind kept going to Eyes Wide Shut, which I KNEW was wrong. At least I had the director right.
ryan_cats
(2,061 posts)Last time that happened to me I ended up strutting around in this:
For several weeks.