He's actually coming close to surpassing Shrub on my Won't-Mourn-At-His-Funeral list.

He is nauseating to listen to. I like listening to him with no volume though his hand gestures and face expressions are hilarious and begging to be captioned.

spends 45 minutes bragging about himself and it looks like this is attractive to a large number of people. What have we come to?

to wipe his ass, they'd line up happily to do so.

A beautiful model walks up to The Donald and whispers in his ear.

I have a deal for you. Can we go back to your office. I really want to give you a blow job. The Donald answers, "What's in it for me?"

I read your headline and knew who you met.

the main topic is always the same: HIMSELF

should use as a case study.

Can you even imaging what his inauguration speech would be like? Surely, if he wins, he'll learn how to give a real speech

Democrats need to be consulting the physch folk BIG TIME

I am only kidding, but just. Perhaps it will be back to Europe for me as well!!!


It really is like watching Mussolini ....!!!!!

while no one else gets rallies or 'press conferences' covered.

You'd think as soon as it gets poked the gas would come out of the bag.

With balloons I just shove a hairpin or something in there and the air comes right out. That would probably be the best method of getting all the gas out of this one.

Never liked him at all, especially on TV. Hope he loses hard this year.

last night? It was not cute. Wake when he is gone.

I would have been there years ago.

One's a flaming Nazi gasbag. The other one's an airship.

Norwegians have been known to bootleg it in from Sweden.

Just sayin.'

And they have no military. And some of the best national parks in the world.