Joke of the day

Three guys are walking through the desert: a Trump fan, a Cruz fan, and a Sanders fan. Suddenly they stumble upon a magic lamp.

A genie pops out and says, “I’m in a bit of a rush today. So instead of three wishes, each one of you only gets one.”

The Trump fan says, “I wish that all us Republicans could live where only rich people rule.” The genie snaps his fingers, and the Trump fan disappears to Saudi Arabia.

The Cruz fan says, “I wish that all us Republicans could live where only religious people rule.” The genie snaps his fingers, and the Cruz fan disappears to Iran.

So the genie turns to the Sanders fan and asks what his wish is. The Sanders fan says, “So all of the Trump fans and Cruz fans are out of America for good?”

“Yes,” the genie replies.

The Sanders fan smiles and says, “I’ll have a Coke.”