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KamaAina

(78,249 posts)
Wed Mar 9, 2016, 06:40 PM Mar 2016

Watch Donald Drumpf at His Crudest (NSFW)

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/03/watch-donald-trump-joan-rivers-vagina-crude-nsfw

Trump has hardly been a champion of statesmanship or decorum. Through the decades, he has been brash and brazen. He has called Rosie O'Donnell a "dog" and compared having sex in the 1980s to serving in Vietnam. (Both were dangerous.) And recently he became the first presidential candidate to go on television and directly refer to the size of his penis.

Trump has a long history of crude remarks. But perhaps he was at his crudest when in 2009 he participated in a Comedy Central roast of comedian Joan Rivers. He appeared on the broadcast via a video clip. Seated at a desk in an office, Trump delivered the following, uh, tribute to Rivers.

Good evening, America, I am Donald Trump, and I'm not here to tell you roast jokes. Frankly, it's beneath me. In fact, even doing cable—I only do network. I don't do this kind of stuff. And I don't like it. I'm here to announce my greatest, my most ambitious construction project yet: the Joan Rivers Facial and Body Renovation. And that is a big job. My trained eye tells me since 1982 you've been condemned from the waist down. And like most dilapidated structures, you haven't been entered in decades. But I, Donald Trump, promise you no expense will be spared in your reconstruction. We'll tent you, fumigate you, and, if necessary, send in a hazmat team to remove all hazardous materials found in that toxic pool you call a vagina. Which has already been responsible for at least one fatality. Trump Rivers will be one of my biggest projects ever. But Donald Trump is up to the challenge to make you, what we in real estate business call (bleep) friendly.

The word bleeped out seemed to be "dick."





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Watch Donald Drumpf at His Crudest (NSFW) (Original Post) KamaAina Mar 2016 OP
He just screams "presidential" doesn't he? eissa Mar 2016 #1
I can't wrap my head around him soiling the White House. ScreamingMeemie Mar 2016 #2
Draped in tacky gold with his logo everywhere eissa Mar 2016 #4
Ugh..ugh....ugh... ScreamingMeemie Mar 2016 #5
What a dumbass. narnian60 Mar 2016 #3
I'm a little past being shocked by his Neanderthal personality traits Bucky Mar 2016 #6

eissa

(4,238 posts)
1. He just screams "presidential" doesn't he?
Wed Mar 9, 2016, 06:45 PM
Mar 2016

The amount of crap we can throw at this douchebag in the general can fill the Grand Canyon.

ScreamingMeemie

(68,918 posts)
2. I can't wrap my head around him soiling the White House.
Wed Mar 9, 2016, 06:47 PM
Mar 2016

Can you imagine what that place would look like?

eissa

(4,238 posts)
4. Draped in tacky gold with his logo everywhere
Wed Mar 9, 2016, 07:01 PM
Mar 2016

His monogrammed initials on all the towels in the bathrooms. Pictures of past presidents replaced with winners from the Miss Universe pageants. A life-size sculpture of his dick in the middle of the Blue Room. New White House china pattern features Melania's nude etchings. Camp David now Camp Trump and Casino.

narnian60

(3,510 posts)
3. What a dumbass.
Wed Mar 9, 2016, 06:52 PM
Mar 2016

This just reaffirms that he has no sense of humor. I bet he's a real blast to be around.

Bucky

(53,805 posts)
6. I'm a little past being shocked by his Neanderthal personality traits
Wed Mar 9, 2016, 07:37 PM
Mar 2016

He can offend me, but he just can't surprise me anymore

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