his people will tell him the New Yorker means these things.

-short hands
stubs even
poor trump

is actually a T-rex in a really bad carrot costume?

not that they even know the New Yorker exists.

and then blast off. It is his hot button, and people should keep pressing it. He is bound to go off soon.

Wonder if he buys the extra large.

To, you know, make sure that the marks are big enough and make up for his short fingers.

Observe the fingers. If they look short and stumpy in proportion to the rest of the palm—one may be sure that the individual to whom they belong is of an animal nature, possessing coarse instincts, devoid of real intellectuality, and belonging to the lower order of humanity.[Pg v]

I wasn't aware of this "hands/fingers" issue until Rubio brought it up. Guess we have that to thank him for.

eom

The link to Borowitz below is also hilarious, in a sad way.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/sanders-sends-vegan-thugs-to-attack-peace-loving-nazis

MARCH 14, 2016
Sanders Sends Vegan Thugs to Attack Peace-Loving Nazis
BY ANDY BOROWITZ

CINCINNATI (The Borowitz Report)—Republican front-runner Donald Trump was crying foul on Monday after Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders allegedly dispatched an army of vegan thugs to attack a rally of peace-loving Nazis in Cincinnati.

According to Trump, he had begun to address a group of “orderly and civil Nazis” at a downtown arena when his audience was suddenly set upon by an unruly mob of angry vegans, many menacingly clad in Birkenstocks and sustainable garments.

The Sanders supporters, singing an alarmingly militant version of Simon & Garfunkel’s “America,” marched into the arena and began “intimidating and threatening” the Nazis, Trump said.

“Make no mistake about who is starting the violence at these rallies,” Trump said. “It’s the vegans.”
Snip……
(worth the laugh if you have time to finish the article)

gut, especially given his wealth and access to the best of care. Maybe his Hair is priority, and that requires some major maintenance!

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Another 35 to 40lbs and he would be mistaken for Christy from behind.

My error-- I should've said he *looks* like a physical mess. He'll be 70yo in June and should drop some lbs to stay in better physical condition.

stay in shape

Old political items sell big after a number of years.....

Well, except the usual blather. If prodded, maybe we can get him to drop trou and show the goods. So presidential!

Can't post pictures anymore, was trying to pose Kristen Wiig on SNL as Dooneese.