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Sun Aug 7, 2016, 03:56 AM Aug 2016

Psychiatric hospitals filling up with time travellers sent back to kill Donald Trump



Psychiatric facilities across the United States are at breaking point after the number of people claiming to be sent from the future to stop Donald Trump reached epidemic proportions.

New research has shown that every ten minutes someone claiming to the from the future sent back to save humanity is admitted to a hospital somewhere in the US.

Dr Simon Williams told us, “We’re struggling to cope to be honest. We’re constantly booking people in who’ve been arrested before telling police they are on a secret mission from the future, and have to save the world.

“It used to be ‘I’m Napoleon’ – but not any more.

“To say you’ve been sent from the future to stop Donald Trump is a very unusual psychological delusion, especially to be suffered by so many people, with such a similar stated aim.

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http://newsthump.com/2016/03/03/psychiatric-hospitals-filling-up-with-time-travellers-sent-back-to-kill-donald-trump/
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Psychiatric hospitals filling up with time travellers sent back to kill Donald Trump (Original Post) Photographer Aug 2016 OP
hahahah one of my favorites.... underahedgerow Aug 2016 #1
Is Newsthump like the Onion? sakabatou Aug 2016 #2
I don't think it's real. :) Photographer Aug 2016 #3
Slaughter of first-borns could save £50bn in Child Benefit, pledges Theresa May struggle4progress Aug 2016 #7
Love the "Twelve Monkeys" allusion. longship Aug 2016 #4
In related news, new reality TV show broadcasts from the future: lindysalsagal Aug 2016 #5
LOL! Photographer Aug 2016 #6
I've been saying if time travel is invented, this will happen. Initech Aug 2016 #8
Clearly these travelers didn't read chade Aug 2016 #9
I enjoyed that, thanks for linking, nt stopwastingmymoney Aug 2016 #10

lindysalsagal

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5. In related news, new reality TV show broadcasts from the future:
Sun Aug 7, 2016, 11:16 AM
Aug 2016

"The Nine Wives of Donald Trump."

When asked for a comment, the presidential nominee replied, "They're gonna love me."

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