Christian Activist Accuses Gays Of Stealing Rainbow, Marriage From God; Investigation Pending

America used to be so great. Conservative Christians would stand hand in hand with their heterosexual partners, gazing upon beautiful rainbows, watched over by a loving God.

Then gays got the right to marry and now straight people are forced to stay single forever and can’t look at so much at a single rainbow even accidentally without turning gay. Or at least that’s how they sometimes make it sound.

Take Walker Wildmon, Assistant to the President of the American Family Association, who recently tweeted out his frustration with the “homosexual lobby” stealing marriage and rainbows, due to a lack of originality.

Walker Wildmon
?@WalkerWildmon

Homosexual lobby can't come up with anything original. They steal the rainbow. Steal marriage. Both God created.

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