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skip fox

(19,356 posts)
Sat Aug 20, 2016, 08:31 AM Aug 2016

Through mind's terrible looking glass. . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

Last edited Sat Aug 20, 2016, 10:44 AM - Edit history (3)




Donald ("See me twirl the basketball?&quot Trump is saying: "And I swear I will never, ever lie to you. Absolutely! I will never - ever - lie - to - you! . . . Like Hillary does to our citizens in the inner cities. . . . But mark my words, if you elect me, in four years I will receive over 95% of the African-American vote. . . . I promise you!"


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Today I confess: I did not create a CAPTION; I only deleted the section between the first and last statement and added a transitional thought (which can be found in spirit elsewhere) while tinkering with the words a wee bit. I feel like a failure. . . . But then I wonder who can successfully mock a clown miming the death of the intellect? I mean, sure, it can be done, but successfully. . . ?
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Through mind's terrible looking glass. . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!! (Original Post) skip fox Aug 2016 OP
"What do you have to lose?", Motley13 Aug 2016 #1
Perfect! skip fox Aug 2016 #2
Donald is saying: skip fox Aug 2016 #3

Motley13

(3,867 posts)
1. "What do you have to lose?",
Sat Aug 20, 2016, 09:45 AM
Aug 2016

"What the hell do you have to lose?"

Let me count the ways!!!!!


"I will never ever lie to you"
Liar liar hair on fire!

skip fox

(19,356 posts)
2. Perfect!
Sat Aug 20, 2016, 10:20 AM
Aug 2016

This would be a great opening to a Hillary anti-Trump ad:

Opens with Trump saying: "What in the hell do you have to lose."

Cut to face shot of Hillary saying "Let me count the ways."

Lengthy mid-section iwith 20 seconds of Trump clips in which (between clips of "Get him outta here!&quot he speaks of walls, Mexican rapists, knowing more than the generals, getting advice from "the shows," the audacity of parents of a dead Muslim-American soldier, hints of Obama's sympathy (if not support) for terrorists, and suggested assassination of Hillary and/or judges.

End with Hillary saying, "Indeed, what do we have to lose?" or "Mr. Trump, we have a lot to lose. . . . We have our country."

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