Rush Limbaugh So Mad Obama Creating Army Of Lesbian Farmers To Destroy America

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Rush Limbaugh So Mad Obama Creating Army Of Lesbian Farmers To Destroy America


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Remember back in the day when wingnut hate radio wackaloon Bryan Fischer said he wished Michelle Obama would focus one of her health initiatives on solving the problem of beefy lesbians? Well apparently Michelle’s husband Bamz heard the call, so he invented a secret program to get those ladies moving, specifically on farms! Yes, Rush Limbaugh has revealed an Obama conspiracy, and it focuses on the LGBT Rural Summit, a big gay hootenanny thrown by the Department of Agriculture and the National Center For Lesbian Rights (NCLR), to support LGBT families living in rural areas. Sounds harmless enough, right? That’s because you’re not Rush Limbaugh, hallucinating because the Oxycontin ran out probably and his Dominican houseboy has been playing hard-to-get, allegedly.


Rush explained that this is all part of President Obama’s master plan to magically turn lesbians into farmers, so they can destroy rural, conservative America from the inside out, as they scream Melissa Etheridge songs at the top of their lungs through the aisles of the Home Depot, while they are buying all the things they need for their farms. How does this Free Farms For Lezzies clandestine program work, Rush?
Have you heard the latest Democrat scam? Have you heard about the Agriculture Department’s financial grants to lesbian farmers? You think I’m making this up? (No, we think the thing we said about hallucinations and the houseboy not putting out, but that’s just us.) But what the point of this is, folks, it’s not about lesbian farmers. What they’re trying to do is convince lesbians to become farmers.

Every lesbian has recently had the experience where secret operatives from the government bang on their doors at night while they’re bumping beans, and when they open the front door, there are just a bunch of chickens and cows holding signs that say “If you were a farmer, we would be your chickens and cows right now.” Works every time.

You sit in there and laugh. OK, go ahead and laugh at it …… but I’m telling you what they’re doing. They are trying to bust up one of the last geographic conservative regions in the country, and that’s rural America. Rural America happens to be largely conservative. Rural America is made up of self-reliant, rugged individual types. They happen to be big believers in the Second Amendment.

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