President Asshole.

Every good American wants a rich asshole to lead our nation. Especially if he is rude and crude and likes to call his opponents names like a 3rd grader on the school ground.

We love a President that screams like a hyena and mocks the disabled. We especially like him when he brags like the leader of North Korea. He is the greatest at everything and doesn't remember ever making a mistake.

Also, we like a President that refused to tell the people anything about his shady dealings before he became President. We love how he told the establishment to stick it where the sun don't shine. We especially like the way he hid his business dealings with Russia and China and refused to make his tax returns public.

And we liked the way he stayed awake at night figuring out what he was going to say on his next Twitter post. We loved the way he insulted us and told us how he was going to make us great again. Sometimes an Asshole is just what we need to lead us.