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geardaddy

(24,926 posts)
Thu Aug 25, 2016, 05:36 PM Aug 2016

Diehard Trump Voters Confirm Rest Of Nation Should Stop Wasting Time Trying To Reach Them


http://www.theonion.com/article/diehard-trump-voters-confirm-rest-nation-should-st-53585
WASHINGTON—Saying it should be very clear by now that absolutely nothing can change their position on the matter, steadfast supporters of Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump told the rest of the nation Wednesday that it really shouldn’t bother trying to persuade them not to vote for him.

The announcement, which was issued by millions of the candidate’s staunchest proponents across the country, emphasized that if widespread condemnations of Trump’s temperament, denouncements of his racially charged rhetoric, and technical critiques of his sweeping immigration plan were going to sway their opinion, it would have happened already.

“You can keep writing editorials, running ads, and arguing with us at the dinner table or online, but honestly, at this point, it won’t make a bit of difference,” said diehard Trump supporter Bryan Gallagher, 66, who remarked that it had been “a complete waste of time” when 50 top GOP foreign policy experts published an open letter earlier this month suggesting a Trump presidency would gravely endanger national security, noting that he and everyone else who currently backs Trump is “in it for the long haul.” “You really have no chance of winning us over. You could bring out every living four-star general and have them list all the ways Trump would harm our country’s well-being, and we still wouldn’t budge.”

“Do you really think you’re going to come up with some new criticism of his policies or his preparedness that will finally make us reconsider our votes?” Gallagher continued. “Please, you should all just save yourself the effort.”


Sadly, this is true, not satire.

The rest at link.
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Diehard Trump Voters Confirm Rest Of Nation Should Stop Wasting Time Trying To Reach Them (Original Post) geardaddy Aug 2016 OP
In other words, "We are too stupid to let facts change our minds". tonyt53 Aug 2016 #1
Diehard are always diehards. Even when they change, Hortensis Aug 2016 #2
Exactly. geardaddy Aug 2016 #3
Oh, I'm a The Onion victim?! Hey, this is a TRUMP Hortensis Aug 2016 #4
"Our heads are made up" rock Aug 2016 #5
Meth: Not just for Trump anymore world wide wally Aug 2016 #6
I was going to post this earlier, but it just rang a little to smirkymonkey Aug 2016 #7
Not the Onion. msanthrope Aug 2016 #8
I love the Onion Gothmog Aug 2016 #9
Hillary voters are the same way... lame54 Aug 2016 #10
Indeed. geardaddy Aug 2016 #11
Go onion. GOLGO 13 Aug 2016 #12

Hortensis

(58,785 posts)
2. Diehard are always diehards. Even when they change,
Thu Aug 25, 2016, 05:45 PM
Aug 2016

and no matter where they're coming from, they're not changing to us. No news here.

Hortensis

(58,785 posts)
4. Oh, I'm a The Onion victim?! Hey, this is a TRUMP
Thu Aug 25, 2016, 05:52 PM
Aug 2016

election year. Surely nothing's too crazy to be real.



 

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)
7. I was going to post this earlier, but it just rang a little to
Thu Aug 25, 2016, 06:19 PM
Aug 2016

true to qualify as satire. I couldn't disagree with anything in the article!

Funny pic though!

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