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Cyrano

(15,031 posts)
Thu Aug 25, 2016, 07:35 PM Aug 2016

Trump's golden UP/DOWN escalators

More than a year ago, Trump descended to us mortals on his golden DOWN escalator, got off, and preached hatred, divisiveness, bigotry, and sewerage.

After he loses the election, he will get on his golden UP escalator, but he will continue to preach hatred, divisiveness, bigotry and sewerage.

When you're Donald Trump and you live in a sewer, a penthouse can't eradicate, nor can it rise above the stench. It doesn't matter whether the escalator is labeled UP of DOWN. He is what he is. His UP escalator journey is either taking him up to the level of a sewer. Or his DOWN escalator is taking him to an even lower, deeper sewer.

And now, all of the whole world knows it.

Your Down escalator is waiting, Mr. Trump.

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Trump's golden UP/DOWN escalators (Original Post) Cyrano Aug 2016 OP
He's living the dream. bluedigger Aug 2016 #1
Death, or Chichi? longship Aug 2016 #2

longship

(40,416 posts)
2. Death, or Chichi?
Thu Aug 25, 2016, 09:10 PM
Aug 2016

When Drumpf finally takes that down escalator to Hell, he will be greeted by Beezlebub, who will offer him two choices of eternal torture.

"Death! Or Chichi?"

The guy next to Drumpf chooses Chichi, whereupon he is stuffed into a barrel, raped by rabid monkeys, set on fire, rolled down a hill into a river of boiling dung.

Beezlebub then says to Drumpf, "Death? Or Chichi?"

Seeing how bad Chichi is, Drumpf chooses death.

Beezlebub smiles and responds, "Death it is! But first... Chichi!"

(Homage to "Rapture Watch" by Milf Cardinal Milfington from disgraced archdiocese of Wall, South Dakota. And to Marc Maron and Mark Riley of Morning Sedition, and to Jim Earl, and to whoever came up with Chichi.)

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