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skip fox

(19,356 posts) Fri Aug 26, 2016, 08:24 AM Aug 2016

"Pants on three-alarm fire!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

Donald ("The Man with the Merdus touch&quot

Trump is saying: "Excuse me, Bill. . . . Excuse me. . . . The reason I can say that the Chicago police don't remember talking to me even though I'm a presidential candidate is beause it's true. . . . I mean these guys are so busy . . . (You know I love the police. I really, really do) that they simply forgot. . . . What's so hard to believe about that?"

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Above CAPTION based on t he following story from Talking Points Memo:

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/chicago-police-deny-trump-tough-policing-stop-crime

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"Pants on three-alarm fire!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!! (Original Post) skip fox Aug 2016 OP

Haahaaaa.."pants on 3 alarm fire" misterhighwasted Aug 2016 #1

Warning: CAPTIONs ar DU are creative skip fox Aug 2016 #2

lol..its so easy with Trump as a subject. He begs for it every time he opens his mouth. misterhighwasted Aug 2016 #3

yes bill say nice things about me and i will have roger ailes give you hints on dealing with women dembotoz Aug 2016 #4

Look, Bill, some people say crime would be nil, nothing, not a thing, if police could beat people Johonny Aug 2016 #5

misterhighwasted

(9,148 posts)

1. Haahaaaa.."pants on 3 alarm fire"

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Aug 26, 2016, 08:28 AM

Aug 2016

Oh yes ..the police forgot..

Liar Liar 3-alarm fire..

skip fox

(19,356 posts)

2. Warning: CAPTIONs ar DU are creative

Reply to misterhighwasted (Reply #1)

Fri Aug 26, 2016, 08:50 AM

Aug 2016

though we often try to channel our subject's essence. You probably understood this, but in case . . . (E.g., this CAPTION exaggerates--only slightly--Trump's sense of others' credulity or his blatant language bluster when caught out.)

By the way, I'm changing myt subect line because your "Liar. Liar." reminds me of the actual taunt. Thanks.

misterhighwasted

(9,148 posts)

3. lol..its so easy with Trump as a subject. He begs for it every time he opens his mouth.

Reply to skip fox (Reply #2)

Fri Aug 26, 2016, 08:54 AM

Aug 2016

Its really hard to take the man serious.
Good morning my friend!

dembotoz

(16,785 posts)

4. yes bill say nice things about me and i will have roger ailes give you hints on dealing with women

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Aug 26, 2016, 09:10 AM

Aug 2016

no more lonely nights

Johonny

(20,818 posts)

5. Look, Bill, some people say crime would be nil, nothing, not a thing, if police could beat people

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Aug 26, 2016, 11:05 AM

Aug 2016

criminal people. Just beat the crap out of them. But they can't. I've been told by very reputable people that this is true. Think about it who knows more about committing crimes than me. No one. The crime rate would be zero if police beat the crap out of people, just beat them good.

Bill- But wouldn't the police be committing crimes then?

Trump-I'd be lying if I said the police would be committing no crimes here. But the beatings would be all legal. Mostly legal. We'd have a strong vetting process on who got beaten followed by a swift suggestion to the police to not commit crimes.

Billo- Could I still drag my wife down the stairs by her hair in front of my kids and not get beaten by the police.

Trump- If you paid them enough they might drag her for you.

Billo- This plan sounds well thought out.

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