Trump 3:14

God's had a hand in picking enough Republicans to fill a whole FLEET of Clown Cars! That's the primary reason so many folks are terrified of clowns.

She forgot that murrikuh was founded on the absolute rejection of "divine right of kings."

God doesn't select leaders on the battlefield, we do.

been detained for observation yet?

Spider Robinson wrote a short story, "God Is An Iron". The title comes from this bit in the story, "If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron."

Comedy gold.

Not weighing in, as might be expected. Sounds as if Michele is hearing those strange voices again.

STFU

used from the past and today to think it was just fine to perpetuate genocide on the Indigenous people, in the name of "god".

So when you come out to speak in your tongue, I see nothing but hate and fear, did you really dissect your words the words from which you quoted on, and what this Daniel person was saying, because it really is not good

Why does anyone take her seriously? Why do the media give her any attention?

don't make folks sit up an' say "WTF?"

I like both bats and squirrels

Is she sure? Or maybe it was someone else then? Is this the type of equivocation necessary to stay in Cruz's good graces? Seems like she isn't too sure.

Or maybe her God.

People wept.

that would explain picking an orange buffoon for the R nominee.

Michelle Bachmann for President

Here's the guy God would have chosen to be her VP.

Her running mate, Enzyte Smilin' Bob

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The older gentleman on the far right looks like he's about to say "I'll make you scream like a pig",

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This was voted on by brain dead Republicans, blame them.

And of course, if Trump loses, that means God wanted Trump to lose.

So really, all you Trump people, just don't worry about it, stay home if you want, and let God work it out.

well god has a sick sense of humour and a real liking for a candidate with a extremely foul mouth that rivals paul lepage of maine.

This shit has gotten so played.

... who do believe?

years

From Alan.com

The God Squad! These GOP Candidates Say God Told Them To Run

Scott Walker

The Wisconsin governor describes his presidential bid as “God’s plan,” explaining that his political decisions are guided by God, not voters.

John Kasich

John Kasich waited for a message from God before becoming the 16th Republican to enter the presidential race this week. During an appearance on NBC’s ”Meet The Press” earlier this year, Gov. Kasich explained to host Chuck Todd that he was exploring what the Lord wants before to deciding to enter the race

Ben Carson

“I believe God will make it clear to me if that’s something I’m supposed to do,” Ben Carson told Fox News last August, adding that he would run “if God grabbed him by the collar and asked him to run.”

Rick Perry

Perry told CNN, “I’m getting more and more comfortable every day that this is what I’ve been called to do. This is what America needs,” before telling a radio host he decided to run after a message from God.

Rick Santorum

Rick Santorum’s family also had a divine understanding of what compelled his presidential ambitions. “… We have prayed a lot about this decision, and we believe with all our hearts that this is what God wants.”

Mike Huckabee

Former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee recently said “For me, this is not just a political or financial decision, it is a spiritual decision. You know, the only thing worse than not being elected president would be to be elected president without God’s blessing. I can’t think of a worse place in the world to be than in the Oval Office without God’s hand upon you.
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Then there was the great white Mormon hope, Mitt Romney. You know, prophesy and all.

You'd think after a while, they wouldn't fall for this particular prank anymore. Alas.....god just keeps getting away with a continual pull-my-finger joke with them. They fall for it every single time.

out of his casinos?

Nope. Me either.

My educated guess is that Michele is batshit crazy. Call it a hunch.

But then, I'm Buddhist

God really fucked up this time

Maybe it is just a poorly written/quoted article but these word salads are giving me headaches. Palin's idiotic remarks after her head injury were also painful to read.

Why do I bother? That is giving tools like this any air time.

"Render unto Ceasar that which is Ceasars." Consider the source, God trumps Christ, so sad at so many levels.

geez

I would do that interview for free

But sometimes I think all republicans are crazy.

Trump is not Jack Armstrong, The All-American Boy. Among his other atrocities, he sells liquor and commits adultery. It's too late to shove a known Bible beater on the ticket to counterbalance him, so they are attempting to prove Trump is God-chosen to keep True Christians from staying home in November.

But seriously guys, does anyone believe God would have anything to do with a guy who's being hauled into court in California for swindling grandmothers out of their retirement savings?

Trump is turning out to be this country's best insurance policy against having a Rethug regime back in the White House.

And God, after all, does have a sense of humor.

Now go back into your padded cell like a good girl.

Run that by a Mormon, Chelly. Why do you think it's titled "Another Testament of Jesus Christ"? By all means keep throwing Jesus under the bus, I'm sure he's used to it by now.

God picks all of the republican losers!

It is called free will. God doesn't get involved at that level.

easy job for God, since she already has the cray-cray down cold

... he also picked Hillary Clinton to be President of the United States.

That also means god sent her to DC.