CIA toyed with idea of Osama bin Laden doll to turn Afghan children from leader
Source: CNN
The CIA has revealed it once considered creating and using a very different type of weapon in the fight against terrorism: a doll.
The spy agency began quietly developing the bin Laden doll in 2005, as first reported by The Washington Post, and recruited the help of the former head of the Hasbro toy company, Donald Levine.
Seen here are two sample heads of the Osama bin Laden action figure doll.
Seen here are two sample heads of the Osama bin Laden action figure doll.
Levine helped develop the G.I. Joe action figure.
The CIA's proposed plan, according to the newspaper, was to produce the dolls, with their bright red faces and spooky green eyes, and hand them out to children in Afghanistan in hopes of turning them away from the al Qaeda leader.
Read more: http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/19/politics/cia-osama-bin-laden-doll/
Brainwashing the masses.
KoKo
(84,711 posts)to waste while a bunch of marketing idiots brainstorm..."WE NEED A DOLL...that'll Do It! we do Disinfo turning Ken into bin Laden"
Did Bush II dream this up?
Lodestar
(2,388 posts)These idiots ARE children who haven't emotionally or intellectually matured past the age of 5.
Autumn
(44,982 posts)Lodestar
(2,388 posts)And while they are at it, perhaps a set with Rove, Cheney, Bush and Rumsfeld as the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
jmowreader
(50,528 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)jmowreader
(50,528 posts)The United States Central Intelligence Agency - which is SUPPOSED to be full of really smart people - came up with the theory during the Vietnam War that the most important thing to the Asian people was penis size. So they had this huge batch of condoms that would have fallen off any dick smaller than a foot in length and four inches in diameter produced, and scattered quite a few of them up and down the Ho Chi Minh Trail. The thought was, if we could convince the Vietcong that Americans all used these enormous rubbers, it would take away their will to fight.
The Vietcong thought it was as funny as you do.
freshwest
(53,661 posts)Of course those are much more benign than what my BIL told me they were dropping from the air, which were euphemistically termed 'anti-personnel' devices that no doubt cost a fortune, tiny, high-tech things....
I remember thinking what kind of sick person thought that stuff up.
He was a gunner called in to shoot anything that moved in free zones from the air when soldiers were overrun, also dropped Agent Orange.
He's never been right since then, half a century ago.
jmowreader
(50,528 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)jmowreader
(50,528 posts)Now, this is no shit: After the Gulf War ended, a West Germany-stationed US infantryman was out in the sandbox and found all these little metal balls lying on the desert floor. He thought they were pretty cool, so he filled his pockets with them. Later, he got on an airplane with these balls, returned to his base and started giving them to his friends. He gave two of them to his girlfriend, who made a pair of dangly earrings out of them.
Which she wore dancing at the all-ranks club until an Explosive Ordnance Disposal technician saw her...yes, she was wearing unexploded cluster bomb submunitions in her ears.
freshwest
(53,661 posts)They didn't explode until they made contact with human blood temperature or 98.6 degrees F.
So I guess she was lucky that her earrings were not set to blow that way.
There were a few other items he described, but that was the one I really remembered.
The technology to be so precise had to be costly.
I have a lot of stories to tell from him, although most of it had to be dragged out of him. He wanted to forget the whole thing.
He never did and it's killing him.
Judi Lynn
(160,450 posts)DeSwiss
(27,137 posts)Following World War II, Frank Wisner helped found the Office of Policy Coordination. Officially, its mission was refugee assistance and working with the International Red Cross. Its actual mission involved covert actions against the Soviet Union. Wisner was a wily, charming, Southern aristocrat who was forever changed when he witnessed the brutal Soviet occupation of Romania. His office invested heavily in psychological warfare, which was still a relatively new concept. Ideas that came from the office included delivering American toiletries across the Iron Curtain (to demonstrate superior Western standards of comfort) and airdropping enormous condoms labeled Medium onto the Soviets, to demoralize them against an anatomically superior American army. (Sadly, this plan was never carried out.)
Mental Floss: - 11 Things You Didn't Know About The CIA
DallasNE
(7,402 posts)That assured us that we would be greeted as liberators in Iraq.
tomm2thumbs
(13,297 posts)no need for the face to dissolve to reveal something horrific... this one comes that way! bwahahahah
jmowreader
(50,528 posts)We're trying to make people LIKE the United States!
tofuandbeer
(1,314 posts)I certainly don't regret it: it's a BEAUTIFUL state. Wow!
At one stop, there was a souvenir shop that had a life size Sarah Palin cardboard cutout...it was face down on the floor.
I'm guessing someone beat me to the punch.
It made my day.
Judi Lynn
(160,450 posts)yurbud
(39,405 posts)Rozlee
(2,529 posts)At least they could have marketed a decent video game from it.
crim son
(27,464 posts)Unbelievable. We were and continue to be an absolute failure in our mission to "win the hearts and minds" of just about everybody on the planet. Who the f*** thinks up this garbage? Forgive me for the outburst but I really have no calm words to say. Just... dammit. SMH.
MisterP
(23,730 posts)during a session: the mask was lost, though
they DID launch a rebellion
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allen_Lawrence_Pope
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Permesta
tofuandbeer
(1,314 posts)Next we'll see the CIA running Super Bowl ads.
This is so unbelievably stupid.
jmowreader
(50,528 posts)tofuandbeer
(1,314 posts)That looks like a it cost a lot to put together, too!
Ouch.
MannyGoldstein
(34,589 posts)From tax money?
Really?
DeSwiss
(27,137 posts)If we can't scare 'em our way, we'll get 'em with the lead contaminated toys.....
K&R
merrily
(45,251 posts)The rest of the world can't decide whether to hate us and attack us, or just laugh at us.
Judi Lynn
(160,450 posts)father founding
(619 posts)The dolls will turn up on ebay soon.
valerief
(53,235 posts)KoKo
(84,711 posts)NuttyFluffers
(6,811 posts)when we could have those who take language and culture courses, then work with those locales to find out why we are pissing them off, and finally stop.
waste of time, money, etc. CIA, the clumsy bully's underhand.
Lodestar
(2,388 posts)Probably the same people to bring us the Bin Laden doll.
Ash_F
(5,861 posts)And we're supposed to trust these clowns with our private information?
Revanchist
(1,375 posts)He wore a turban to hide the horns!
yurbud
(39,405 posts)but kids would wonder how Obama killed him when Obi Wan did it long, long ago...