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Lodestar

(2,388 posts)
Thu Jun 19, 2014, 10:20 PM Jun 2014

CIA toyed with idea of Osama bin Laden doll to turn Afghan children from leader

Source: CNN

The CIA has revealed it once considered creating and using a very different type of weapon in the fight against terrorism: a doll.

The spy agency began quietly developing the bin Laden doll in 2005, as first reported by The Washington Post, and recruited the help of the former head of the Hasbro toy company, Donald Levine.
Seen here are two sample heads of the Osama bin Laden action figure doll.
Seen here are two sample heads of the Osama bin Laden action figure doll.
Levine helped develop the G.I. Joe action figure.
The CIA's proposed plan, according to the newspaper, was to produce the dolls, with their bright red faces and spooky green eyes, and hand them out to children in Afghanistan in hopes of turning them away from the al Qaeda leader.

Read more: http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/19/politics/cia-osama-bin-laden-doll/



Brainwashing the masses.
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CIA toyed with idea of Osama bin Laden doll to turn Afghan children from leader (Original Post) Lodestar Jun 2014 OP
We behave like fools....this is ridiculous...and our Tax Dollars KoKo Jun 2014 #1
Like something you'd expect to read in the Onion! Lodestar Jun 2014 #3
It seems to me the CIA is fucking stupid. Autumn Jun 2014 #2
They should have made a whole set of "AXIS OF EVIL" voodoo dolls Lodestar Jun 2014 #4
The CIA also dropped foot-long condoms beside the Ho Chi Minh Trail jmowreader Jun 2014 #5
The Creative Invention Association? I heard they pay well. How do I get on with that outfit? freshwest Jun 2014 #11
You're laughing but I'm not... jmowreader Jun 2014 #13
And probably re-used them to carry water with, huh... freshwest Jun 2014 #16
I was thinking more along the lines of rain covers for cannon barrels jmowreader Jun 2014 #20
Sounds smart. And read my edit. Most of it wasn't funny. freshwest Jun 2014 #21
After reading this, I have a war story... jmowreader Jun 2014 #24
The ones my BIL dropped were like the jacks that children played with. freshwest Jun 2014 #25
They weren't able to vaporize his conscience first. Hope he will find peace in his lifetime. n/t Judi Lynn Jun 2014 #27
Mental Floss agrees! DeSwiss Jun 2014 #19
That Must Have Been Dreamed Up By The Same People DallasNE Jun 2014 #6
or they could have just handed out the Sarah Palin doll... tomm2thumbs Jun 2014 #7
Are you nuts? jmowreader Jun 2014 #18
I went to Alaska on a cruise (not something I would do normally, but that's a long story)... tofuandbeer Jun 2014 #23
Excellent! Glad to hear it. n/t Judi Lynn Jun 2014 #28
that looks more like the Willem Dafoe cross-dressing doll yurbud Jun 2014 #40
They shoulda stuck with Castro's exploding cigars. Rozlee Jun 2014 #8
Jesus H. Christos. crim son Jun 2014 #9
reminds me of the CIA making a mask of Sukarno so they could put it on a porn actor MisterP Jun 2014 #10
The CIA must be hiring corporate marketing people for help. tofuandbeer Jun 2014 #12
I think they already are jmowreader Jun 2014 #17
:O Radio Shack had money for a Super Bowl commercial??? tofuandbeer Jun 2014 #22
And we give these people a budget? MannyGoldstein Jun 2014 #14
Fantastic, this CIA. DeSwiss Jun 2014 #15
The Men Who Stare At Dolls. merrily Jun 2014 #26
Unbelievably stupid. People would know where they came from immediately. n/t Judi Lynn Jun 2014 #29
Spooky (pun intended) father founding Jun 2014 #30
Crazy. Everyone knows you'd need a transformer truck to do the job. valerief Jun 2014 #31
K&R...AND...They are STILL IN CHARGE of AMERICA and our TAXPAYER DOLLARS! KoKo Jun 2014 #32
these people are paid big bucks to save us... NuttyFluffers Jun 2014 #33
Remember Bushco's Axis of Evil Card Deck? Lodestar Jun 2014 #34
That's pretty stupid, but not unexpected, of the CIA Ash_F Jun 2014 #35
No wonder Osama bin Laden was so evil, he was a Sith! Revanchist Jun 2014 #36
that would actually make him more popular here yurbud Jun 2014 #39
The CIA continues the tradition of murderous buffoonery Tom Ripley Jun 2014 #37
"the variation that worked best had a photo of bin Laden with his old CIA buddies attached" yurbud Jun 2014 #38

KoKo

(84,711 posts)
1. We behave like fools....this is ridiculous...and our Tax Dollars
Thu Jun 19, 2014, 10:25 PM
Jun 2014

to waste while a bunch of marketing idiots brainstorm..."WE NEED A DOLL...that'll Do It! we do Disinfo turning Ken into bin Laden"

Did Bush II dream this up?

Lodestar

(2,388 posts)
3. Like something you'd expect to read in the Onion!
Thu Jun 19, 2014, 10:29 PM
Jun 2014

These idiots ARE children who haven't emotionally or intellectually matured past the age of 5.

Lodestar

(2,388 posts)
4. They should have made a whole set of "AXIS OF EVIL" voodoo dolls
Thu Jun 19, 2014, 10:34 PM
Jun 2014

And while they are at it, perhaps a set with Rove, Cheney, Bush and Rumsfeld as the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

jmowreader

(50,528 posts)
13. You're laughing but I'm not...
Fri Jun 20, 2014, 01:10 AM
Jun 2014

The United States Central Intelligence Agency - which is SUPPOSED to be full of really smart people - came up with the theory during the Vietnam War that the most important thing to the Asian people was penis size. So they had this huge batch of condoms that would have fallen off any dick smaller than a foot in length and four inches in diameter produced, and scattered quite a few of them up and down the Ho Chi Minh Trail. The thought was, if we could convince the Vietcong that Americans all used these enormous rubbers, it would take away their will to fight.

The Vietcong thought it was as funny as you do.

freshwest

(53,661 posts)
16. And probably re-used them to carry water with, huh...
Fri Jun 20, 2014, 01:21 AM
Jun 2014

Of course those are much more benign than what my BIL told me they were dropping from the air, which were euphemistically termed 'anti-personnel' devices that no doubt cost a fortune, tiny, high-tech things....

I remember thinking what kind of sick person thought that stuff up.

He was a gunner called in to shoot anything that moved in free zones from the air when soldiers were overrun, also dropped Agent Orange.

He's never been right since then, half a century ago.

jmowreader

(50,528 posts)
24. After reading this, I have a war story...
Fri Jun 20, 2014, 01:56 AM
Jun 2014

Now, this is no shit: After the Gulf War ended, a West Germany-stationed US infantryman was out in the sandbox and found all these little metal balls lying on the desert floor. He thought they were pretty cool, so he filled his pockets with them. Later, he got on an airplane with these balls, returned to his base and started giving them to his friends. He gave two of them to his girlfriend, who made a pair of dangly earrings out of them.

Which she wore dancing at the all-ranks club until an Explosive Ordnance Disposal technician saw her...yes, she was wearing unexploded cluster bomb submunitions in her ears.

freshwest

(53,661 posts)
25. The ones my BIL dropped were like the jacks that children played with.
Fri Jun 20, 2014, 02:55 AM
Jun 2014

They didn't explode until they made contact with human blood temperature or 98.6 degrees F.

So I guess she was lucky that her earrings were not set to blow that way.

There were a few other items he described, but that was the one I really remembered.

The technology to be so precise had to be costly.

I have a lot of stories to tell from him, although most of it had to be dragged out of him. He wanted to forget the whole thing.

He never did and it's killing him.

 

DeSwiss

(27,137 posts)
19. Mental Floss agrees!
Fri Jun 20, 2014, 01:28 AM
Jun 2014
- I remember hearing this in high school in the 60s. I thought it was BS and according to Mental Floss (which is Nerd Central), says it's true, sort of. So I'll defer......

9. The Company has a wicked sense of humor

Following World War II, Frank Wisner helped found the Office of Policy Coordination. Officially, its mission was refugee assistance and working with the International Red Cross. Its actual mission involved covert actions against the Soviet Union. Wisner was a wily, charming, Southern aristocrat who was forever changed when he witnessed the brutal Soviet occupation of Romania. His office invested heavily in psychological warfare, which was still a relatively new concept. Ideas that came from the office included delivering American toiletries across the Iron Curtain (to demonstrate superior Western standards of comfort) and airdropping enormous condoms labeled “Medium” onto the Soviets, to demoralize them against an anatomically superior American army. (Sadly, this plan was never carried out.)

Mental Floss: - 11 Things You Didn't Know About The CIA

DallasNE

(7,402 posts)
6. That Must Have Been Dreamed Up By The Same People
Thu Jun 19, 2014, 11:29 PM
Jun 2014

That assured us that we would be greeted as liberators in Iraq.

tomm2thumbs

(13,297 posts)
7. or they could have just handed out the Sarah Palin doll...
Thu Jun 19, 2014, 11:40 PM
Jun 2014



no need for the face to dissolve to reveal something horrific... this one comes that way! bwahahahah

tofuandbeer

(1,314 posts)
23. I went to Alaska on a cruise (not something I would do normally, but that's a long story)...
Fri Jun 20, 2014, 01:48 AM
Jun 2014

I certainly don't regret it: it's a BEAUTIFUL state. Wow!
At one stop, there was a souvenir shop that had a life size Sarah Palin cardboard cutout...it was face down on the floor.
I'm guessing someone beat me to the punch.
It made my day.

Rozlee

(2,529 posts)
8. They shoulda stuck with Castro's exploding cigars.
Thu Jun 19, 2014, 11:46 PM
Jun 2014

At least they could have marketed a decent video game from it.

crim son

(27,464 posts)
9. Jesus H. Christos.
Thu Jun 19, 2014, 11:57 PM
Jun 2014

Unbelievable. We were and continue to be an absolute failure in our mission to "win the hearts and minds" of just about everybody on the planet. Who the f*** thinks up this garbage? Forgive me for the outburst but I really have no calm words to say. Just... dammit. SMH.

MisterP

(23,730 posts)
10. reminds me of the CIA making a mask of Sukarno so they could put it on a porn actor
Fri Jun 20, 2014, 12:05 AM
Jun 2014

during a session: the mask was lost, though

they DID launch a rebellion
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allen_Lawrence_Pope
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Permesta

tofuandbeer

(1,314 posts)
12. The CIA must be hiring corporate marketing people for help.
Fri Jun 20, 2014, 12:17 AM
Jun 2014

Next we'll see the CIA running Super Bowl ads.
This is so unbelievably stupid.

tofuandbeer

(1,314 posts)
22. :O Radio Shack had money for a Super Bowl commercial???
Fri Jun 20, 2014, 01:42 AM
Jun 2014

That looks like a it cost a lot to put together, too!
Ouch.

 

DeSwiss

(27,137 posts)
15. Fantastic, this CIA.
Fri Jun 20, 2014, 01:17 AM
Jun 2014
- The Machine that keeps the world safe for democracy runs on the tears of little children and toxic Chinese toys.

If we can't scare 'em our way, we'll get 'em with the lead contaminated toys.....

K&R

merrily

(45,251 posts)
26. The Men Who Stare At Dolls.
Fri Jun 20, 2014, 03:34 AM
Jun 2014

The rest of the world can't decide whether to hate us and attack us, or just laugh at us.

NuttyFluffers

(6,811 posts)
33. these people are paid big bucks to save us...
Fri Jun 20, 2014, 08:39 PM
Jun 2014

when we could have those who take language and culture courses, then work with those locales to find out why we are pissing them off, and finally stop.

waste of time, money, etc. CIA, the clumsy bully's underhand.

Ash_F

(5,861 posts)
35. That's pretty stupid, but not unexpected, of the CIA
Sun Jun 22, 2014, 08:44 PM
Jun 2014

And we're supposed to trust these clowns with our private information?

yurbud

(39,405 posts)
39. that would actually make him more popular here
Mon Jun 23, 2014, 12:52 PM
Jun 2014

but kids would wonder how Obama killed him when Obi Wan did it long, long ago...

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