I can't wait for that.

I think ol' Jase needs to take a quick look at Matthew 6.24, the one that says you can't serve both God and money. The Dick Dynasty clan might be trying to serve God, but they're serving money like a mo-fo.

Y'all may be familiar with R.M. Palmer, the company that makes chocolate Easter bunnies. They also make a "Duck Dynasty" bar with pictures of our favorite ZZ Top impersonators on it. At the top of the label it says "Duck Bucks" and below that "Money, Family, Ducks." Yeah, that sums them up in one line.

n/t

More tribal politics. Because, freedumb!


In small towns across America, manly men are customizing their jacked-up diesel trucks to intentionally emit giant plumes of toxic smoke every time they rev their engines. They call it “rollin’ coal,” and it’s something they do for fun.

An entire subculture has emerged on the Internet surrounding this soot-spewing pastime—where self-declared rednecks gather on Facebook pages (16,000 collective followers) Tumblers and Instagram (156,714 posts) to share photos and videos of their Dodge Rams and GM Silverados purposefully poisoning the sky. As one of their memes reads: “Roll, roll, rollin’ coal, let the hybrid see. A big black cloud. Exhaust that’s loud. Watch the city boy flee.”

http://www.vocativ.com/culture/society/dicks-pick-trucks-meme-rollin-coal/

http://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Rollin+coal.+Never+been+a+big+fan+of+stacks+but_e88351_3790692.jpg

http://www.democraticunderground.com/112771383

Program your local police department's non-emergency number into your phone. If someone rolls coal on you or near you, dial it and turn them in.

I looked into this last night when I first heard about it...they seem to charge it under either defective exhaust, illegally modified exhaust, exhibition of power or exhibition of speed...in California they write it as an excessive pollution ticket, which is the worst - up to $2500 fine.