Video & Multimedia
Related: About this forumRWW News: Matthew Hagee Says It's Not Climate Change But The Imminent Return Of Jesus
http://aattp.org/epic-teavangelical-derp-no-climate-change-its-the-imminent-return-of-jesus-christ-video/
TreasonousBastard
(43,049 posts)KurtNYC
(14,549 posts)packman
(16,296 posts)I'm going to go out and burn some oil rags, set fire to a tire dump, and take off the pollution controls on my car because JESUS WILL APPROVE . Seems there was something in the Bible about man being told by God he must be the stewards of the earth.
When you hear the young Hagee you know he is indeed filling his father's shoes. Filling them with the same old shit.
Plucketeer
(12,882 posts)could make an ostrich beam with pride!
panfluteman
(2,065 posts)Yep, my pet nickname for his dad, John Hagee, was "Superjowls", because he would shake his jowls when he was up in the pulpit preaching, and they would quiver like a bowl full of jelly! Seems like the son needs to fill up a lot more on those hamhocks and hog jowls before the can shake them jowls like his daddy! It was quite an entertainment for me just to watch ole Superjowls shakin' his things - the shit he was saying just went in one ear and out the other.
And if I remember my Sunday school correctly, I believe that all the Old Testament prophets were making their prophecies in order to get the people to repent and change their ways to avoid disaster. Can't these fundamentalist numbskulls see that the same principle applies today - that if you change, you can better your lot and avoid disaster? The abject fatalism of these fundamentalists astounds me! Also, a strong subliminal death wish from all that sin and guilt indoctrination. These dimwits see the scriptures as set in stone, but if they can't get us to make positive changes in our lives, the scriptures are of no use whatsoever. If these religious fanatics would just apply a little living intelligence to what they like to call living scriptures of the Living God, we would all be a lot better off.
infidel dog
(273 posts)Wish I still did.
trusty elf
(7,383 posts)[IMG][/IMG]
geretogo
(1,281 posts)jtuck004
(15,882 posts)Hallelujah.
Initech
(100,054 posts)jtuck004
(15,882 posts)Initech
(100,054 posts)And that picture of Pat Robertson would make a great cover!
LibertyLover
(4,788 posts)The Bible says that whenever we approach the coming of Jesus? What the heck? That makes it sound like Jesus is a comet with a known periodicity of return. What a derp.
heaven05
(18,124 posts)but I have it from a reliable source, Jesus wants nothing more to do with us.
geretogo
(1,281 posts)SamKnause
(13,091 posts)would be "raptured".
The planet would be better off without them.
I am sick of all the anti science nonsense that these "preachers" are spewing.
No sane person could believe all the fairy tales and nonsense that is in the Bible.
P.S. Mathew Hagee your "God" sounds like an arrogant, vengeful, cruel, dick head.
Kelselsius
(50 posts)As expected, after years of denying that global warming is real because "God won't allow it.", these same people are now admitting that global warming is real as "A sign of the End Times!!"
It's a no win scenario when it comes to trying to reason with the religious.
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)WinkyDink
(51,311 posts)PumpkinAle
(1,210 posts)but then he turned on Fox and listened to the faux-Christians and decided against it.
peoli
(3,111 posts)yuiyoshida
(41,829 posts)Does he think if he stood out in front of a church, PEOPLE WOULD SHUT HIM OFF? What is that guy in the background watching? Probably THE PRICE IS RIGHT.
MrMickeysMom
(20,453 posts)Yours in Jeebus,
MMM
DhhD
(4,695 posts)and eating poisonous substance. And remain passive-aggressive while Christians tell the persons making money off of destroying the Earth, that the destruction they are doing, is not their responsibility, because Jesus will come back and make it all right again. Hagee got off the page and took a leap to somewhere, while melting in the heat. He probably got off-balance when he was holding out his hands to the money changers that are destroying Earth with its living cells.
Is Hagee into the projection of destroying the earth so he can help force the return of Christ? Many will be deceived in the end (times)?
czarjak
(11,266 posts)"When I get to Heaven, I'm going to have a body like Charles Atlas." Yeah Johnny, you know that's right.