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RWW News: Matthew Hagee Says It's Not Climate Change But The Imminent Return Of Jesus (Original Post) WhoIsNumberNone Jun 2014 OP
That is just so painful to watch. TreasonousBastard Jun 2014 #1
so build an arc and you have both options covered n/t KurtNYC Jun 2014 #2
Sooooo - packman Jun 2014 #3
Hagee and his ilk.... Plucketeer Jun 2014 #4
A Chip Off the Old Block? panfluteman Jun 2014 #5
I honestly thought this blurb was satire. infidel dog Jun 2014 #6
These people are evil. trusty elf Jun 2014 #7
Fantastic!!!!!!!!! geretogo Jun 2014 #12
So instead of trumpets blaring we have the sound of fracked gas farting out of the ground. jtuck004 Jun 2014 #8
The Toots Of The Apocalypse Initech Jun 2014 #18
We really ought to think about putting that out as an album <G> n/t jtuck004 Jun 2014 #19
That would make a great name for an album! Initech Jun 2014 #20
"Whenever"? LibertyLover Jun 2014 #9
we'll see heaven05 Jun 2014 #10
I used to think Invasion of the Body Snatchers was scary, these creatures are the ultimate in scary. geretogo Jun 2014 #11
I wish all these asshat crazies SamKnause Jun 2014 #13
Religion is to blame for global warming Kelselsius Jun 2014 #14
The flooding? HE likes to walk on water. Spitfire of ATJ Jun 2014 #15
Jesus reputedly said that NO-ONE WILL KNOW OF HIS RETURN. so this is hugely egotistical! WinkyDink Jun 2014 #16
Jesus was thinking about coming back PumpkinAle Jun 2014 #17
I can't find anything in Matthew 25 that says 'these things will happen' peoli Jun 2014 #21
Why does Hagee need his stuido to LOOK LIKE CNN? yuiyoshida Jun 2014 #22
Please squirt out your ignorance juice somewhere else, you dressed up charlatan ... MrMickeysMom Jun 2014 #23
According to Hagee, men are to tell each other about Jesus while they are breathing and drinking DhhD Jun 2014 #24
His daddy John once said... czarjak Jun 2014 #25
Because people are stupid. Iggo Jun 2014 #26
 

packman

(16,296 posts)
3. Sooooo -
Mon Jun 2, 2014, 11:46 AM
Jun 2014

I'm going to go out and burn some oil rags, set fire to a tire dump, and take off the pollution controls on my car because JESUS WILL APPROVE . Seems there was something in the Bible about man being told by God he must be the stewards of the earth.

When you hear the young Hagee you know he is indeed filling his father's shoes. Filling them with the same old shit.

panfluteman

(2,065 posts)
5. A Chip Off the Old Block?
Mon Jun 2, 2014, 12:12 PM
Jun 2014

Yep, my pet nickname for his dad, John Hagee, was "Superjowls", because he would shake his jowls when he was up in the pulpit preaching, and they would quiver like a bowl full of jelly! Seems like the son needs to fill up a lot more on those hamhocks and hog jowls before the can shake them jowls like his daddy! It was quite an entertainment for me just to watch ole Superjowls shakin' his things - the shit he was saying just went in one ear and out the other.

And if I remember my Sunday school correctly, I believe that all the Old Testament prophets were making their prophecies in order to get the people to repent and change their ways to avoid disaster. Can't these fundamentalist numbskulls see that the same principle applies today - that if you change, you can better your lot and avoid disaster? The abject fatalism of these fundamentalists astounds me! Also, a strong subliminal death wish from all that sin and guilt indoctrination. These dimwits see the scriptures as set in stone, but if they can't get us to make positive changes in our lives, the scriptures are of no use whatsoever. If these religious fanatics would just apply a little living intelligence to what they like to call living scriptures of the Living God, we would all be a lot better off.

Initech

(100,054 posts)
20. That would make a great name for an album!
Mon Jun 2, 2014, 04:58 PM
Jun 2014

And that picture of Pat Robertson would make a great cover!

LibertyLover

(4,788 posts)
9. "Whenever"?
Mon Jun 2, 2014, 12:44 PM
Jun 2014

The Bible says that whenever we approach the coming of Jesus? What the heck? That makes it sound like Jesus is a comet with a known periodicity of return. What a derp.

SamKnause

(13,091 posts)
13. I wish all these asshat crazies
Mon Jun 2, 2014, 01:27 PM
Jun 2014

would be "raptured".

The planet would be better off without them.

I am sick of all the anti science nonsense that these "preachers" are spewing.

No sane person could believe all the fairy tales and nonsense that is in the Bible.

P.S. Mathew Hagee your "God" sounds like an arrogant, vengeful, cruel, dick head.

Kelselsius

(50 posts)
14. Religion is to blame for global warming
Mon Jun 2, 2014, 01:29 PM
Jun 2014

As expected, after years of denying that global warming is real because "God won't allow it.", these same people are now admitting that global warming is real as "A sign of the End Times!!"

It's a no win scenario when it comes to trying to reason with the religious.

PumpkinAle

(1,210 posts)
17. Jesus was thinking about coming back
Mon Jun 2, 2014, 02:38 PM
Jun 2014

but then he turned on Fox and listened to the faux-Christians and decided against it.

yuiyoshida

(41,829 posts)
22. Why does Hagee need his stuido to LOOK LIKE CNN?
Mon Jun 2, 2014, 05:25 PM
Jun 2014

Does he think if he stood out in front of a church, PEOPLE WOULD SHUT HIM OFF? What is that guy in the background watching? Probably THE PRICE IS RIGHT.

DhhD

(4,695 posts)
24. According to Hagee, men are to tell each other about Jesus while they are breathing and drinking
Mon Jun 2, 2014, 09:30 PM
Jun 2014

and eating poisonous substance. And remain passive-aggressive while Christians tell the persons making money off of destroying the Earth, that the destruction they are doing, is not their responsibility, because Jesus will come back and make it all right again. Hagee got off the page and took a leap to somewhere, while melting in the heat. He probably got off-balance when he was holding out his hands to the money changers that are destroying Earth with its living cells.

Is Hagee into the projection of destroying the earth so he can help force the return of Christ? Many will be deceived in the end (times)?

czarjak

(11,266 posts)
25. His daddy John once said...
Tue Jun 3, 2014, 12:29 AM
Jun 2014

"When I get to Heaven, I'm going to have a body like Charles Atlas." Yeah Johnny, you know that's right.

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