24 MONTHS OF TRUMP'S MESS - SEQUEL to 12 MONTHS of TRUMP'S MESS Parody Don Caron

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in the 12th month of Trump’s Mess in case you hadn’t heard Christmas is a word the wealthy get a break abolish the press you’re not allowed to kneel erase the EPA transgender ban repeal Obama Care a hundred days of golf use a nuclear bomb sell off public lands enforce a muslim ban and he still wants to build a border wall In the 13th Month of Trump’s Mess a Nuclear Button Tweet: “Mine is clearly bigger!” Who will pull the trigger? A “very stable genius” calling countries shit holes Drilling on the beaches ‘cause of oil committals - Fake News Awards Government shutdownWe find out that Cohen gave a check to Stormy And he still wants to build a border wall. In the 14th Month of Trump’s Mess some Dems refuse to clap Doesn’t ask the reason He just calls it treasonSecond shutdown repine “Worth it for our nation.” Hope Hicks chose to resignPorter abdication Cohen says he financed Stormy’s check for payoff Three more resignations just a normal layoff - Karen’s nine month fling coverup denied by AMI White House says fake news and he still wants to build a border wall. In the 15th Month of Trump’s Mess he says he thinks it’s great That Jinping serves for life He thinks that would be nice says, “Let’s give that a shot” and we all say let’s not. Pachyderms are game now taken from the list of the endangered species they all will be missed ‘cause rich folks want to shoot them And they get what suits them Refuge is now shrinking for endangered species We will just replace them with some Mitsubishis tariffs placed on metalsabout which he’s bragging 2020 sloganit will leave you gagging two more resignations and McCabe gets fired with only two days before he was retired Guns for all the teachers Congrats to Vlad Putin over the election Trump sends agents scootin’ - Three more people firedIt’s a hurricane of indecision and constant turmoil and he still wants to build a border wall In the 16th Month of Trump’s Mess a proclamation signed deploys the National Guard to gather at the border then he tweets a warning ‘bout a war with Syria says it could be soon or not soon at all Does that mean in June or not ’til next fall Tweets about Korea claims that they agreed to denuclearization which they didn’t cede to Tweets about James Comey liar and a slimeball should be put in prison doesn’t mention crime though Three more peeps resignhappens all the time - Stormy files suit. She won’t go away Even though they paid her off last year. and he still wants to build a border wall In the 17th Month of Trump’s Mess more of them resigned Four EPA officials don’t know their initials also the director of the Federal Prisons Trump signs a disclosure of his own finances loses his composure when the circumstances show a quite large payment to his lawyer Cohen Must have been a great big party he was throwing Wants the DOJ to probe the FBI seems to think that they’rethe wall’s proverbial fly spied on his campaign to help the Clinton train - He removes the press from the National Lead-ership Summit Where Scott Pruitt spoke and he still wants to build a border wall. In the 18th Month of Trump’s Mess it’s all about the kids 2000 of the minors taken from their parents It’s what the designers labeled Zero Tolerance then blamed Democrats and didn’t even bother with an excel spreadsheet so they’d know the mother of the kids in cages Truly our dark ages - What could go wrong with a plan like that? Guess you couldn’t really call that a plan and he still wants to build a border wall.