would refuse to wear a face mask.

and grow potatoes, etc. All he has to do is read the manual and follow the instructions. Just read the manual, Donald. Read it. Read. You tore it up already, didn't you? Were you trying to start a fire? On the Moon?

No! Don't open your helmet! You think it makes you look weak? Listen, even Donald Trump can't breathe vacuum. Oh, nobody tells Donald Trump what he can or can't do? Even if Susan Collins expresses concern? Okay, then. Buh-bye.

of the Kompromat Klan would feel right at home.

No way is he that slender to fit into a space suit.

Now, this would be something more likely to fit his physique, but it probably wouldn't work on the moon surface. Still, we could give it a try...

The German police have been known to arrest and deport fuckwit visitors throwing a Nazi Salute as a 'joke'

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/fuhrerbunker-parking-lot

a high school student group was walking past it, one kid threw a Nazi salute.

He was immediately grabbed by the cops and put on a plane the next day.

POW!

that whole "space force" doesn't sound so stupid now does it?!

By Agolf Shitler

You know since they won't be able to vote by mail, this might be a win/win situation.

if they hold it on Mars.