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mahatmakanejeeves

(57,319 posts) Fri Jan 11, 2019, 04:35 PM Jan 2019

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BREAKING: A turkey just crossed the road in front of the @FlatheadBeacon.

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BREAKING: A turkey just crossed the road in front of the @FlatheadBeacon. We are trying to confirm why #mtnews

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BREAKING: A turkey just crossed the road in front of the @FlatheadBeacon. (Original Post) mahatmakanejeeves Jan 2019 OP

Where cilla4progress Jan 2019 #1

Too easy. He wanted to get to the other side of course. brush Jan 2019 #2

Oh, a wiseguy, huh? Then explain THIS: mahatmakanejeeves Jan 2019 #4

Sorry, couldn't resist. It's an old joke, originally with a chicken crossing the road. brush Jan 2019 #5

Sorry. I wasn't trying to be snarky. mahatmakanejeeves Jan 2019 #7

Must have RUMPS brain bluestarone Jan 2019 #9

Heading for the KFC! Ptah Jan 2019 #3

There are many wild turkeys montanacowboy Jan 2019 #6

Scofflaw. Adsos Letter Jan 2019 #8

cilla4progress

(24,718 posts)

1. Where

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Fri Jan 11, 2019, 04:44 PM

Jan 2019

is your snow???!

brush

(53,745 posts)

2. Too easy. He wanted to get to the other side of course.

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Fri Jan 11, 2019, 04:48 PM

Jan 2019

The question is, is why the frog crossed the road?

Answer: He was stapled to the turkey's leg.

mahatmakanejeeves

(57,319 posts)

4. Oh, a wiseguy, huh? Then explain THIS:

Reply to brush (Reply #2)

Fri Jan 11, 2019, 04:59 PM

Jan 2019

UPDATE: The turkey is back in downtown Kalispell and has again crossed the road. Beacon senior writer @tristanscott has left a snack for our feathered friend

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brush

(53,745 posts)

5. Sorry, couldn't resist. It's an old joke, originally with a chicken crossing the road.

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Reply #4)

Fri Jan 11, 2019, 05:04 PM

Jan 2019

mahatmakanejeeves

(57,319 posts)

7. Sorry. I wasn't trying to be snarky.

Reply to brush (Reply #5)

Fri Jan 11, 2019, 05:06 PM

Jan 2019

But the turkey has made more than one road crossing. It's as if it has a mind of its own. What is it thinking? Why is it crossing the road so many time.

Added: I want some turkey feathers, for my cowboy hats.

bluestarone

(16,872 posts)

9. Must have RUMPS brain

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Reply #7)

Fri Jan 11, 2019, 06:44 PM

Jan 2019

Can't make up his (her) mind.

Ptah

(33,021 posts)

3. Heading for the KFC!

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Fri Jan 11, 2019, 04:58 PM

Jan 2019

montanacowboy

(6,080 posts)

6. There are many wild turkeys

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Fri Jan 11, 2019, 05:04 PM

Jan 2019

in Montana. I used to have huge groups of them visit my place. Unusual tho to see a lone one. Must have gotten lost from his group.

Adsos Letter

(19,459 posts)

8. Scofflaw.

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Fri Jan 11, 2019, 05:21 PM

Jan 2019

Crossing against the light.

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