or Jane Influenza or Sid Syphilis.

Having the first name of Karen as well is a bit of a double whammy, though.

He said, "tell me about it".

He works on Wall Street, no less, although not on the debt side....

From ornithologist to secret agent. I used to work in bookshops and got curious.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Bond_(ornithologist)

And interesting that he thought it the dullest name ever, because of course no one thinks that now!

has no ring to it at all.

I know, I know. "What's a phone book?"

Another one was named Billy Beaver, and he indeed had a "beaver" later in life... showed up at a HS reunion after a sex change operation.

I once met a cab driver named Phuc Yieu.

Wolf

Fonda Dicks

(I am old enough to have watched her play in the state tournament)

Everyone pretty much says the same thing, and there are actually people who act as if I haven't heard that same thing year after year after year, as if they are being witty and saying something new to me.

I used to get a little pissed off by it, but now I just smile and pretend to laugh.

Neighborhood MD. growing up, Dr. Bonebrake