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Aristus

(66,250 posts) Fri Aug 7, 2020, 11:24 AM Aug 2020

First patient on the schedule this morning: the roster is "Check genitals".

Does he mean his or mine?

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First patient on the schedule this morning: the roster is "Check genitals". (Original Post) Aristus Aug 2020 OP

Yep, still there! klook Aug 2020 #1

If the genitals are still there, he's good to go! Shrike47 Aug 2020 #2

Some prefer polka dots over a check pattern. marble falls Aug 2020 #3

Do checked genitals clash with spotted dick? n/t sl8 Aug 2020 #9

Yikes! cilla4progress Aug 2020 #4

Czech Genitals is my favorite Central Europe punk band. nt Codeine Aug 2020 #5

Czech Genitals on TV: sl8 Aug 2020 #6

A minor cock-up. Harker Aug 2020 #7

This message was self-deleted by its author Harker Aug 2020 #8

If your genitals itch, scratch them and then wash your hands before serving patient. PufPuf23 Aug 2020 #10

klook

(12,150 posts)

1. Yep, still there!

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Fri Aug 7, 2020, 11:33 AM

Aug 2020

Next: compare ass to elbow. Extra credit: does either of them resemble third base?

Shrike47

(6,913 posts)

2. If the genitals are still there, he's good to go!

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Fri Aug 7, 2020, 11:39 AM

Aug 2020

marble falls

(56,943 posts)

3. Some prefer polka dots over a check pattern.

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Fri Aug 7, 2020, 11:40 AM

Aug 2020

sl8

(13,634 posts)

9. Do checked genitals clash with spotted dick? n/t

Reply to marble falls (Reply #3)

Fri Aug 7, 2020, 01:22 PM

Aug 2020

cilla4progress

(24,701 posts)

4. Yikes!

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Fri Aug 7, 2020, 11:43 AM

Aug 2020

Shouldn't it say, for what??!

Good luck with that!

Codeine

(25,586 posts)

5. Czech Genitals is my favorite Central Europe punk band. nt

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Fri Aug 7, 2020, 11:47 AM

Aug 2020

sl8

(13,634 posts)

6. Czech Genitals on TV:

Reply to Codeine (Reply #5)

Fri Aug 7, 2020, 11:55 AM

Aug 2020

Czech TV news station left red-faced after showing male genitals on a screen behind the show’s anchor during broadcast

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2442563/Czech-TV-news-accidently-shows-penis-screen-air.html

Harker

(13,949 posts)

7. A minor cock-up.

Reply to sl8 (Reply #6)

Fri Aug 7, 2020, 01:12 PM

Aug 2020

Not like it's any huge thing.

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Harker This message was self-deleted by its author.

PufPuf23

(8,741 posts)

10. If your genitals itch, scratch them and then wash your hands before serving patient.

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Fri Aug 7, 2020, 03:36 PM

Aug 2020

If patient want theirs scratched (or more), call security.

Otherwise probably should prescribe an ointment and antibiotics.

You may need an ointment and antibiotics for that itch too.

You are welcome.

Obviously this is not advice from a medical professional so you are responsible for results.

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