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Archae

(46,262 posts)
Wed Sep 19, 2012, 05:27 PM Sep 2012

Best tombstone...

No, not ours or the pizza.

Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life, that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah.
He died not knowing that he would win the "Coolest Headstone" contest.


FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.

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Best tombstone... (Original Post) Archae Sep 2012 OP
LOL! HappyMe Sep 2012 #1
sexist Skittles Sep 2012 #2
My sweetie does all that. HappyMe Sep 2012 #3
It`s like the old Royal Navy Toast Canuckistanian Sep 2012 #4
A wise man told me that a woman wants one man who will meet her every need, and ... Scuba Sep 2012 #5
perfect lesgensvontgagner Sep 2012 #6
Well, as a polyamorous woman, tavalon Sep 2012 #7
 

Scuba

(53,475 posts)
5. A wise man told me that a woman wants one man who will meet her every need, and ...
Wed Sep 19, 2012, 05:57 PM
Sep 2012

... a man wants every woman to meet his one need.

tavalon

(27,985 posts)
7. Well, as a polyamorous woman,
Thu Sep 20, 2012, 08:45 AM
Sep 2012

I would have to say that isn't always the case, but that is one funny headstone.

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