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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsBest tombstone...
No, not ours or the pizza.
Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life, that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah.
He died not knowing that he would win the "Coolest Headstone" contest.
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.
That is pretty cool. I'll have to show that to my love when he gets home.
Skittles
(152,967 posts)women would very much like men to do those four things
HappyMe
(20,277 posts)Shhh...with that S word. We don't need no stinkin war in here.
Canuckistanian
(42,290 posts)`To our wives and sweethearts! May they never meet!`
Scuba
(53,475 posts)... a man wants every woman to meet his one need.
lesgensvontgagner
(65 posts)perfect
tavalon
(27,985 posts)I would have to say that isn't always the case, but that is one funny headstone.