I tripped and luckily arrested my progress with a handy street sign.

OMG I can't imagine drinking that much and still being alive.

I can't relate other than saying I've seen quite a few of that happen.

the other day, I picked up the sweeper from the bottom - WHILE IT WAS STILL ON

I can rob banks now. No fingerprints remain on one hand.

Pssst, I had not been drinking or otherwise imbibing or partaking in any mood altering substance.

OUCH!

going up the down escalator. I made it but it wasn't easy. I would not recommend that stupid little "non time saver" to any one, drunk or sober.

The full length youtube shows how toasted he his, unable to get up from the floor at all, struggling like a poisoned animal.

Which he was.

That was a close call, poor guy.

Friends should not let friends even walk drunk

But most of them made me a little queasy.

husband.

During the years I knew him, I don't think I ever saw him sober except for about ten minutes each morning, before he started in on the Canadian Lord Calvert.

When we separated, someone tried fixing him up with a woman who shared his passion for drinking.

It didn't work out, though, as he complained to me (yes, we were still friends) that she drank even more than he did.

It's good to know that even drunks have standards.

didn't keep him from falling. I give him points for not dropping the bowl. He definitely had his shit together in that respect.

They can spring up suddenly around concentrations of opened alcohol containers.