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MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts) Fri Mar 22, 2013, 07:44 PM Mar 2013

Why MiddleFingerMom will NEVER be a crewmember on board the Starship Enterprise:

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Why MiddleFingerMom will NEVER be a crewmember on board the Starship Enterprise: (Original Post) MiddleFingerMom Mar 2013 OP

LOOFAH!!! many a good man Mar 2013 #1

I didn't know there was a "there" to go into ... zbdent Mar 2013 #4

Of course the Klingons are making fun of you. baldguy Mar 2013 #2

I thought it was because you didn't look good in red HarveyDarkey Mar 2013 #3

I don't shower. I rely on the transporter to remove the dirt. hunter Mar 2013 #5

Isn't that BillO in the last panel? talkingmime Mar 2013 #6

Might the background check have had something to do with it? pinboy3niner Mar 2013 #7

many a good man

(5,997 posts)

1. LOOFAH!!!

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 08:00 PM

Mar 2013

I can't believe you went there!

zbdent

(35,392 posts)

4. I didn't know there was a "there" to go into ...

Reply to many a good man (Reply #1)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 09:01 PM

Mar 2013

to boldly go where no one has gone before ...

baldguy

(36,649 posts)

2. Of course the Klingons are making fun of you.

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 08:27 PM

Mar 2013

Puny human.

HarveyDarkey

(9,077 posts)

3. I thought it was because you didn't look good in red

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 08:46 PM

Mar 2013

and you're F*#king immortal

hunter

(38,300 posts)

5. I don't shower. I rely on the transporter to remove the dirt.

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 09:05 PM

Mar 2013

I've heard it clears up STD's too, but no one will sleep with me.

talkingmime

(2,173 posts)

6. Isn't that BillO in the last panel?

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 09:56 PM

Mar 2013

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

7. Might the background check have had something to do with it?

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 10:10 PM

Mar 2013

And SO much more...

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