I order about everything online..so much that I think my UPS man thinks we're dating.. and I'm cheating on him with the Fedex bloke

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Thank you very much. It's guardian angels like you who keep so many of us from winning a Darwin Award.
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We're glad you're back, but would not want you to overdo it on our account either. Take it easy if you need to. Really, really glad you're OK, though.

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... grocery delivery. They'll shop for you and for a nominal delivery charge (anywhere from free
to $12.95), they'll bring it to your door the next day.
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I'm a very picky shopper and was worried that they'd pick out stale crap -- but so far, I've
been IMPRESSED with the produce, meats and baked goods they've pick out.
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Other cities have smaller markete that have this service -- try Googling for "grocery delivery (yourtown)".
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My GF in Atlanta had this done from a locally-owned market.
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Some places will shop for you, but will only bring it to your car in their lot --- but you save all
that shopping hassle... if you don't like shopping (I LOVE it).
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I would hobble to the front door,and the driver would set the bags on the kitchen table as I could not bend..and wasn't exactly supposed to be up and around

I would have easily have myself electrocuted ...I was most touched by their concern, but I did feel stupid wearing rubber shoes and gloves
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I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.

but your ransom was second on the list
OOPS I meant third. We bought some chips too.

And nothing says greater good than beer and chips. I just want to know why you didn't buy salsa?

Glad the diuretic got you going again. (umm... sorry)

As I used to tell the kids.."one step, one step" and there's nothing to hurry about.

Instant phone! Saw it in the Scout Handbook. Of course, they thought masturbation was a bad idea . . .

I'll get on the radio and see if I can head 'em off.




*Break one nine. Bring the beer back Snow Man, MFM's ok*

*Ten four break, where do you want us to take it?*

*My house*

*Why there?*

*Cus I'm thirsty. Dummy*

Good gawd, man, don't scare us like that, OK???

I'm so relieved you're OK.

And that you now have plans to get a phone. You know what that means, doncha?

We can have regular phone calls!



Seriously, this is all good news.

...now a shuffle off to bed...

Now quit scaring us!!!

Seriously sweetie, I'm continually impressed at how well you know your condition and how you can figure out the difference between ambulance time and fixing it with a good, long pee. Ah, if only things were always that simple.

Likely everything was gonna be okay, so you'd just do lunch again and all she'd need to bring was bail money...

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It's beautiful but you are worth the sacrifice.

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like Norad tracks Santa, DU could track your every move.

Sounds like a very good excuse for the lounge.

OK?!

having a phone is a good idea especially if you don't feel good and need someone to come help you.

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The body flushes it out quickly, though. The doc and I pre-discussed the need to temporarily up the
diuretic level if I felt it would do some good.
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Vibes to your Mom & Dad & you!!!
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Thanks for the vibes. I think they will need them. They've been living independently until now. I think the loss of their independence and privacy is going to wear them down more than just their age.