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struggle4progress

(118,270 posts) Thu Mar 28, 2013, 03:36 PM Mar 2013

Shoe porn thread!

Lemme say, jest speakin as a hapless halfwit dood o'course, Ah don't think Ah meself wood evah wear these here shoeses, and Ah also think Ah might think any wimminses what Ah seed wearin em was mebbe jest a wee bit tetched, cuz they ain't look no how comfitable

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Shoe porn thread! (Original Post) struggle4progress Mar 2013 OP

For some reason, that woman reminds me of the Skeksis from "The Dark Crystal". EOTE Mar 2013 #1

I don't think they were made to be worn. HappyMe Mar 2013 #2

My guess was they were modeled after some forgotten medieval torture device, struggle4progress Mar 2013 #5

She is in a constant tip-toe? Xyzse Mar 2013 #3

The shoe probably has a flat part inside where she can stand on the pad of her feet, not the toes. lunatica Mar 2013 #6

These look more comfortable and probably help at muscle bulk to the thighs struggle4progress Mar 2013 #13

Really? Xyzse Mar 2013 #17

What self respecting shoe porn thread would be complete... TeeYiYi Mar 2013 #4

Are they dishwasher safe? struggle4progress Mar 2013 #9

Were you planning to use them as utinsels? TeeYiYi Mar 2013 #19

Frankly, I just can't imagine telling my guests "We'll be using Lady Gaga's shoes struggle4progress Mar 2013 #20

I think you just coined a new word. Utinsels. trof Mar 2013 #27

Aaarrghhh... TeeYiYi Mar 2013 #29

Aaron Brown would like it. trof Mar 2013 #31

You read my mind!!!11! NYC_SKP Mar 2013 #7

Now I'm going to have to rethink whether my literacy really confers a benefit struggle4progress Mar 2013 #12

Fuck me pumps! hay rick Mar 2013 #32

Are you aware that there is a video of this woman walking in those shoes? In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #8

I confess that I had been blissfully ignorant of that fact until now struggle4progress Mar 2013 #10

Ah. I'm not going to post it here. In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #11

From the I have no idea desk: bluesbassman Mar 2013 #14

I think the long lost leprechauns of Sonora are starting an Olympic downhill ski team struggle4progress Mar 2013 #15

Good guess. Works for me. bluesbassman Mar 2013 #16

Those shoes are great for HappyMe Mar 2013 #18

Are they about to enter GiveMeFreedom Mar 2013 #23

Look! Shoe porn and gun porn... TeeYiYi Mar 2013 #21

and animal pintobean Mar 2013 #24

all three! Lee Mercer would approve this message, ya think. Tuesday Afternoon Mar 2013 #25

Lol pintobean Mar 2013 #26

yes - those backward avante garde shoes Tuesday Afternoon Mar 2013 #22

Reminds me of Chinese foot binding. trof Mar 2013 #28

I don't really get it either, trof ... except as a wearable art piece that is making some statement Tuesday Afternoon Mar 2013 #30

EOTE

(13,409 posts)

1. For some reason, that woman reminds me of the Skeksis from "The Dark Crystal".

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Thu Mar 28, 2013, 03:39 PM

Mar 2013

I'm guessing she has to walk like the Skeksis to get anywhere in those. What incredibly bizarre performance art.

HappyMe

(20,277 posts)

2. I don't think they were made to be worn.

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Thu Mar 28, 2013, 03:39 PM

Mar 2013

They are like art or something.

struggle4progress

(118,270 posts)

5. My guess was they were modeled after some forgotten medieval torture device,

Reply to HappyMe (Reply #2)

Thu Mar 28, 2013, 03:42 PM

Mar 2013

for some niche fetishist market, which I think I don't want to know anything more about

Xyzse

(8,217 posts)

3. She is in a constant tip-toe?

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Thu Mar 28, 2013, 03:39 PM

Mar 2013

Holy hell, I could only imagine how much that hurts, especially with prolonged use.
I don't even want to imagine it....

lunatica

(53,410 posts)

6. The shoe probably has a flat part inside where she can stand on the pad of her feet, not the toes.

Reply to Xyzse (Reply #3)

Thu Mar 28, 2013, 03:42 PM

Mar 2013

I think it's meant to be for shoe fetishes, not torture.

struggle4progress

(118,270 posts)

13. These look more comfortable and probably help at muscle bulk to the thighs

Reply to lunatica (Reply #6)

Thu Mar 28, 2013, 03:52 PM

Mar 2013

Xyzse

(8,217 posts)

17. Really?

Reply to lunatica (Reply #6)

Thu Mar 28, 2013, 04:07 PM

Mar 2013

It looks like she is in tiptoes.
Though you're right, it is meant for just what you said.

TeeYiYi

(8,028 posts)

4. What self respecting shoe porn thread would be complete...

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Thu Mar 28, 2013, 03:41 PM

Mar 2013

...without Lady Gaga's Penis Pumps?...

TYY

struggle4progress

(118,270 posts)

9. Are they dishwasher safe?

Reply to TeeYiYi (Reply #4)

Thu Mar 28, 2013, 03:45 PM

Mar 2013

is the first question that comes to mind

TeeYiYi

(8,028 posts)

19. Were you planning to use them as utinsels?

Reply to struggle4progress (Reply #9)

Thu Mar 28, 2013, 04:18 PM

Mar 2013

TYY

struggle4progress

(118,270 posts)

20. Frankly, I just can't imagine telling my guests "We'll be using Lady Gaga's shoes

Reply to TeeYiYi (Reply #19)

Thu Mar 28, 2013, 04:24 PM

Mar 2013

to serve the clam dip" unless I've run them through the dishwasher first

trof

(54,256 posts)

27. I think you just coined a new word. Utinsels.

Reply to TeeYiYi (Reply #19)

Thu Mar 28, 2013, 06:38 PM

Mar 2013

Frou-frou useful things.

TeeYiYi

(8,028 posts)

29. Aaarrghhh...

Reply to trof (Reply #27)

Thu Mar 28, 2013, 06:50 PM

Mar 2013

...I hate typos.

But, I like the new word and definition.

TYY

trof

(54,256 posts)

31. Aaron Brown would like it.

Reply to TeeYiYi (Reply #29)

Thu Mar 28, 2013, 08:03 PM

Mar 2013

NYC_SKP

(68,644 posts)

7. You read my mind!!!11!

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Thu Mar 28, 2013, 03:42 PM

Mar 2013

struggle4progress

(118,270 posts)

12. Now I'm going to have to rethink whether my literacy really confers a benefit

Reply to NYC_SKP (Reply #7)

Thu Mar 28, 2013, 03:48 PM

Mar 2013

hay rick

(7,603 posts)

32. Fuck me pumps!

Reply to NYC_SKP (Reply #7)

Thu Mar 28, 2013, 09:52 PM

Mar 2013

She can't stand upright very long in those, nor does she plan to...

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

8. Are you aware that there is a video of this woman walking in those shoes?

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Thu Mar 28, 2013, 03:45 PM

Mar 2013

struggle4progress

(118,270 posts)

10. I confess that I had been blissfully ignorant of that fact until now

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #8)

Thu Mar 28, 2013, 03:46 PM

Mar 2013

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

11. Ah. I'm not going to post it here.

Reply to struggle4progress (Reply #10)

Thu Mar 28, 2013, 03:48 PM

Mar 2013

bluesbassman

(19,366 posts)

14. From the I have no idea desk:

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Thu Mar 28, 2013, 03:53 PM

Mar 2013

struggle4progress

(118,270 posts)

15. I think the long lost leprechauns of Sonora are starting an Olympic downhill ski team

Reply to bluesbassman (Reply #14)

Thu Mar 28, 2013, 04:00 PM

Mar 2013

bluesbassman

(19,366 posts)

16. Good guess. Works for me.

Reply to struggle4progress (Reply #15)

Thu Mar 28, 2013, 04:05 PM

Mar 2013

HappyMe

(20,277 posts)

18. Those shoes are great for

Reply to struggle4progress (Reply #15)

Thu Mar 28, 2013, 04:10 PM

Mar 2013

downhill sand dune skiing.

GiveMeFreedom

(976 posts)

23. Are they about to enter

Reply to bluesbassman (Reply #14)

Thu Mar 28, 2013, 05:38 PM

Mar 2013

an ass kicking contest? Peace.

TeeYiYi

(8,028 posts)

21. Look! Shoe porn and gun porn...

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Thu Mar 28, 2013, 04:40 PM

Mar 2013

...all at once.

TYY

pintobean

(18,101 posts)

24. and animal

Reply to TeeYiYi (Reply #21)

Thu Mar 28, 2013, 06:23 PM

Mar 2013

Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

25. all three! Lee Mercer would approve this message, ya think.

Reply to pintobean (Reply #24)

Thu Mar 28, 2013, 06:27 PM

Mar 2013

pintobean

(18,101 posts)

26. Lol

Reply to Tuesday Afternoon (Reply #25)

Thu Mar 28, 2013, 06:37 PM

Mar 2013

I was thinking; there's a joke about Texas there, but I'm not about to do it.

Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

22. yes - those backward avante garde shoes

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Thu Mar 28, 2013, 04:44 PM

Mar 2013

video in link ...

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/10/10/fashion-high-heels-perception-beauty_n_1953718.html

trof

(54,256 posts)

28. Reminds me of Chinese foot binding.

Reply to Tuesday Afternoon (Reply #22)

Thu Mar 28, 2013, 06:50 PM

Mar 2013

She can't even walk upright in those.
I don't get it.

Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

30. I don't really get it either, trof ... except as a wearable art piece that is making some statement

Reply to trof (Reply #28)

Thu Mar 28, 2013, 07:22 PM

Mar 2013

on the female body and how backwards society has become ... in that women will do anything to achieve beauty and acceptance ...

it is twisted. yes, like the Chinese bind-ed feet.

sick and twisted but, I am amazed how these are constructed and how the artist engineered them to be somewhat wearable.

art. go figure.

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