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UTUSN

(70,670 posts)
Tue Jun 3, 2014, 09:54 AM Jun 2014

My fingers burn as I type "KARDASHIANS" - the younger brats have *written a book* yaas!1

OOooo, it's a mystery/adventure novel for teens just like them, about two sisters who are having dangerous adventures just all the time!1 Well, if Joan and Jackie COLLINS can be sisters, why can't these?!1

And since every member of that mob has it in their DNA to deliver an update on the very latest thing they all are up to, the GMA interview popped these nuggets: 1) The wedding was just "so full of love." 2) These two wore "just simple, pretty dresses." And 3) Rob is doing just fine, whew, thank Zeus!1

Fortunately, they got their voice boxes from the JENNER side, so the squeaky, whinny pitch is a tad muffled, since we're going to be hearing them for the rest of our natural lives.

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UTUSN

(70,670 posts)
3. Guess what, they're telling K&M there were times, fleeting times,
Tue Jun 3, 2014, 10:46 AM
Jun 2014

when they wished they could "just be normal" and wondered whether "friends were really friends for the right reasons."

Initech

(100,054 posts)
4. I seriously hope that Rob defects from that family.
Tue Jun 3, 2014, 10:56 AM
Jun 2014

And becomes an "ex Kardashian" and just like ex Scientologists I hope he just writes a book and just trashes that family and spills their inner workings.

TexasTowelie

(112,056 posts)
5. Rob won't defect.
Tue Jun 3, 2014, 11:07 AM
Jun 2014

He is too stupid and too lazy to make a living for himself. The royalty checks from the show finance his lifestyle.

UTUSN

(70,670 posts)
6. Don't forget his added income from his very own line of SOCKS!1
Tue Jun 3, 2014, 12:05 PM
Jun 2014

Really, it was a sign of humanity that he said the wedding was a disgusting display of materialism. If he doesn't get in touch with his individual psyche, he will either just accept leechhood or else a drastic ending. But then Bruce needs to break away, too.


Whoops, I do *NOT* watch their circus (any more). Well, I did for a season or two JUST because I had to know what people talk about!!!!!!!!1

TexasTowelie

(112,056 posts)
7. Yes, I used to catch a marathon session every once in awhile like over the holidays when there is
Tue Jun 3, 2014, 12:34 PM
Jun 2014

nothing else on TV. There is a limit to how many times someone can watch "Independence Day", the "Star Wars" and "James Bond" movies series on Spike TV or the SyFy network, but at least it is better than to watch E! than watching Fox News which usually makes me feel angry.

The Kardashian shows tend to emasculate the male characters. I haven't watch any in about two years so things may have changed, but it seemed like the most typical male characters are Bruce's sons. The rest of the characters seem to be dominated by their female counterparts.

UTUSN

(70,670 posts)
8. Your viewing experience & assessment ("emasculate the male") are like mine, except for
Tue Jun 3, 2014, 01:15 PM
Jun 2014

watching the movies you named or practically any other movies. Although I wonder why some movies get run all the time --- Something About Mary, Weekends with Bernie, Harry/Sally, Idiocracy, Shawshank, et al.

Yep, the males have left or are struggling towards a way to leave (Bruce, Rob).

Actually, I *do* need to know something about the wedding: Who participated in the guest list, in case there were some names I had been crediting as being near human.

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