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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsTAKE THE QUIZ: How many Baboons could you take in a fight armed only with a giant dildo
Again technology is frightening and I've seen the Planet of the Apes. We could make monkeys smarter and lets face us, most of us might only have a giant dildo as a form of weaponry (can we open carry those into Starbucks or Home Depot?)
http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/baboon_dildo/
As for me - bring em on! I could take out 43 Baboons armed only with a giant dildo (which like guns I happen to not own any but I'd find one somewhere).
Disappointed.
angstlessk
(11,862 posts)I seem to be a putz when it comes to murdering baboons with dildos...whoa is me!
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)I certainly don't want to compare my dildo-handling abilities to Lynne's.
Iggo
(47,489 posts)...and I'd lose.
femmocrat
(28,394 posts)Wimpy me? No way.
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)You'd be squashed by a Velociraptor in no time flat and you're giant dildo wielding skills are worthless.
Better step it up or we'll ship you off to team DU General Discussion!!!
Baitball Blogger
(46,576 posts)What? Somebody else already asked the question?
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)and then when his buddies show up, you drop the dildo and run for the zoo's exit.
elias49
(4,259 posts)pipi_k
(21,020 posts)I'm gonna need a bigger dildo