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LynneSin

(95,337 posts)
Thu Jun 5, 2014, 04:40 PM Jun 2014

TAKE THE QUIZ: How many Baboons could you take in a fight armed only with a giant dildo

Again technology is frightening and I've seen the Planet of the Apes. We could make monkeys smarter and lets face us, most of us might only have a giant dildo as a form of weaponry (can we open carry those into Starbucks or Home Depot?)

http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/baboon_dildo/

As for me - bring em on! I could take out 43 Baboons armed only with a giant dildo (which like guns I happen to not own any but I'd find one somewhere).

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TAKE THE QUIZ: How many Baboons could you take in a fight armed only with a giant dildo (Original Post) LynneSin Jun 2014 OP
53 Xyzse Jun 2014 #1
22 shenmue Jun 2014 #2
20 angstlessk Jun 2014 #3
I'll pass gratuitous Jun 2014 #4
Just one... Iggo Jun 2014 #5
38. Neoma Jun 2014 #6
49 Kaleva Jun 2014 #7
15 LOL femmocrat Jun 2014 #8
Seriously what skillsets can you bring to help protect the DU Lounge? LynneSin Jun 2014 #9
Are they male baboons or female baboons? Baitball Blogger Jun 2014 #10
I don't need to take the test, it's 1 NightWatcher Jun 2014 #11
51, but it wasn't easy! elias49 Jun 2014 #12
Only 15... Looks like pipi_k Jun 2014 #13

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)
9. Seriously what skillsets can you bring to help protect the DU Lounge?
Thu Jun 5, 2014, 08:38 PM
Jun 2014

You'd be squashed by a Velociraptor in no time flat and you're giant dildo wielding skills are worthless.

Better step it up or we'll ship you off to team DU General Discussion!!!

NightWatcher

(39,343 posts)
11. I don't need to take the test, it's 1
Thu Jun 5, 2014, 08:50 PM
Jun 2014

and then when his buddies show up, you drop the dildo and run for the zoo's exit.

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