Okay, let me preface this by saying that I work in a medical transcription department and on occasion transcribe radiology reports. One of the rads is a sloppy dictator and slurs a lot of words, so he says A-B-normal" to clarify he means abnormal, not normal. It freekin' KILLS me. I wonder if he's seen Young Frankenstein.

It's not that big of a deal because docs do say stuff like "A-B-duction" or "A-D-duction," but "A-B-normal" always makes me laugh. Sort of like the whinnying when Frau Blucher's name is mentioned.

I WAS JOKING!
Don't you know a joke when you hear one?

6 or 7 quickies and they're off to brag to the boys.

Marty Feldman cracks me up

Though "I didn't catch that" was the best one when taken in context:

Gene Hackman, as the Blind Man, tells the monster, "My name's Harold. What's yours?"
The monster replies, "ARRRRGGGHHH!"
The Blind Man says, " I didn't catch that."

Also--when taken in context: "WHAT??" (When "Inspector Kemp's" accent gets so heavy, even his followers have no clue what he's saying, and the whole town shouts "WHAT?" in unison)

OOH!

...which results in him setting Peter Boyle's thumb on fire, at which point he runs out the door screaming in pain.

Inga: Werewolf!
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Werewolf?
Igor: There.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What?
Igor: There, wolf. There, castle.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Why are you talking that way?
Igor: I thought you wanted to.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, I don't want to.
Igor: [shrugs] Suit yourself. I'm easy

"He's going to be very popular."

"Vat? Here? Now?"

"Elevate me!"

"Oh, Zat."

oh hell, the whole movie cracks me up even after watching it over a hundred times.

then you're off to brag and boast with the boys. You better keep your mouth shut! *Sigh. What a great guy."

Also, the sign: Slip Brains Through Slot In Door After 5 PM

Frau Blucher "walks in" on Frederick and Inga, under the covers, in the lab

deleted the video link because it didn't have Teri Garr's perfect rejoinder of "Put the candle back!"