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Kaleva

(36,147 posts)
Thu Jun 12, 2014, 10:15 PM Jun 2014

Proof that being naked and hideously ugly can lead to a long and healthy life

The naked mole rat can live to the ripe old age of 30 or more and not one has ever been found that had cancer.

I conclude from this , without actually reading the article, that the secret to a long life is to be naked all the time and to have plastic surgery to become extremely ugly. To look like a naked role rat would be the goal.




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Proof that being naked and hideously ugly can lead to a long and healthy life (Original Post) Kaleva Jun 2014 OP
... undeterred Jun 2014 #1
Separated at birth for sure. Hassin Bin Sober Jun 2014 #3
the secret it to be slippery. mopinko Jun 2014 #2
Well lkindr Jun 2014 #4
Booya! Sweet Freedom Jun 2014 #5
I think it's the teeth nt LiberalElite Jun 2014 #6
After the tragic results of her first dental procedure, Orly turned to law... pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #7
I see what you did there Art_from_Ark Jun 2014 #9
I consider it a molar duty pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #10
Reminds me of MFM! Demo_Chris Jun 2014 #8

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)
7. After the tragic results of her first dental procedure, Orly turned to law...
Thu Jun 12, 2014, 11:47 PM
Jun 2014

Unfortunately, with similarly tragic results.

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