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But we had a falling out.


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Maybe it wasn't in his fabric?

But she did.

"What are you thinking?"

He dumped me.

But found out he had a checkered past.

n/t

Polish his bishop.

she left me feeling beaten...

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They said they'd dig up a guy for me.


rocktivity

you just didn't know it yet.

But after a few weeks, she just told him to stuff it.

What is this? You guys rehearsing for the Comedy Store or something?

Finally a weekend when I DON'T have to work!!! I allow myself a little silliness now and then.

Be thankful I didn't resurrect Shlomo and the Family Stein............

The first band went on, people came, the first band went off, everybody left. Then ACIDIC came on. They weren't on for 30 seconds when 200 people came running over, crowding in front of the stage!!! Two hundred-plus people!!! OMG!!!!!!

OH YEAH!!!!!!

intuit

turns out she was seeing someone else the entire time.

Should I break it off?

She made me coffee.
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IF ya know what I mean...
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And I think you do...
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I mean she made me coffee...
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I was just sitting there all human and shit and the next thing I know I'm a cup of coffee.
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Come to think of it, maybe she was a witch.

Despite her pleas about how much she kneaded me I finally got up enough spine to leave.

rubbed her the wrong way.


rocktivity

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but he cut out on me.


rocktivity

But there just wasn't enough interest

Nuff said.

but the flame went out.

but there was too much disconnect.

but we soon realized we didn't see eye to eye.

but we had too many issues.

until he ran off with some tart.

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until I caught him with a hoe.


rocktivity

but things soured.

but things fizzled.

but, I left her when she stopped growing.

but, things quickly went to the dogs.

but, our relationship didn't add up.

but we just weren't a good fit.

until I saw there were too many negatives.

but the relationship didn't work out.

but we butted heads too often.

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We kept our relationship under wraps.


rocktivity

She didn't have any BRRRRRRRRRRRRAINS!

It was odd to date someone who wanted me just for my brains.

but I felt boxed in.

She was the wurst.

always hot-dogging..........and you finally mustard up the buns to end it. I'm sure it isn't a memory you relish.

But he was too much of a cop-out.

But the relationship turned sour.

Who stood me up.

Palm reader
A gypsy woman is sitting behind a crystal ball (no, not her)
laughing gleefully,

He walked over an hits her, knocking her out.

"My mother told me", he explained,
"to always strike a happy medium."

I was on pins and needles the entire time.

She was a real knockout

but she left me exhausted.

But she would always go off on a tangent.

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said he was sick of me.


rocktivity