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dipsydoodle

(42,239 posts) Wed Jun 18, 2014, 07:12 PM Jun 2014

25 Puns So Terrible They Should Be Made Illegal

http://www.buzzfeed.com/patricksmith/really-really-bad-puns

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25 Puns So Terrible They Should Be Made Illegal (Original Post) dipsydoodle Jun 2014 OP

Yes, yes they should! arcane1 Jun 2014 #1

I really can't take the punishment... NNadir Jun 2014 #2

Swan Ronson sarge43 Jun 2014 #3

back when things were crazy busy at the lab, we had a lab assistant who would bring in magical thyme Jun 2014 #4

I used to tell my students it's hiarious the first time. DamnYankeeInHouston Jun 2014 #13

IIRC, Ramona Quimby's dad said, "Third time's a spanking." I like yours better. eom Still Blue in PDX Jun 2014 #19

I like them, but frogmarch Jun 2014 #5

1991 in all it's glory Boom Sound 416 Jun 2014 #10

Oh, yeah! frogmarch Jun 2014 #11

Thank you. That one made me feel clueless. DamnYankeeInHouston Jun 2014 #14

think former rapper now house flipper angel823 Jun 2014 #20

Thanks I needed that snagglepuss Jun 2014 #6

Some of those were actually painful. Scuba Jun 2014 #7

Ice, Ice Baby? pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #8

Not old enough for me to be familiar with it. Scuba Jun 2014 #12

#6, just for the DU collection!!!! dixiegrrrrl Jun 2014 #9

Thank you. That made me very happy. DamnYankeeInHouston Jun 2014 #15

excellent! fishwax Jun 2014 #16

Once I was at work, and a keyboard in the lab fell mindwalker_i Jun 2014 #17

Hard core punography! riqster Jun 2014 #18

Swan Ronson and Weiner made me chuckle. nt awoke_in_2003 Jun 2014 #21

Illegal? packman Jun 2014 #22

Hell, I'm guilty of much worse than that... pinboy3niner Jun 2014 #23

Well.... scubadude Jun 2014 #24

I don't know why.....I just love terrible puns. nt clarice Jun 2014 #25

Thanks ! never too punny to break my laws lunasun Jun 2014 #26

I like the Daniel Radcliffe one T_i_B Jun 2014 #27

arcane1

(38,613 posts)

1. Yes, yes they should!

Reply to dipsydoodle (Original post)

Wed Jun 18, 2014, 07:26 PM

Jun 2014

NNadir

(33,457 posts)

2. I really can't take the punishment...

Reply to dipsydoodle (Original post)

Wed Jun 18, 2014, 07:31 PM

Jun 2014

...and though I see through your panes to share these, I must add Mitt to this list of things that really make me laugh.

Thanks!

sarge43

(28,940 posts)

3. Swan Ronson

Reply to dipsydoodle (Original post)

Wed Jun 18, 2014, 07:32 PM

Jun 2014

magical thyme

(14,881 posts)

4. back when things were crazy busy at the lab, we had a lab assistant who would bring in

Reply to dipsydoodle (Original post)

Wed Jun 18, 2014, 07:45 PM

Jun 2014

trays filled with pee, yelling, "Here comes the Peester Bunny!"

It got old really, really quick. Like the 1st time....

DamnYankeeInHouston

(1,365 posts)

13. I used to tell my students it's hiarious the first time.

Reply to magical thyme (Reply #4)

Wed Jun 18, 2014, 10:16 PM

Jun 2014

It's funny the second time.
It's mildly amusing the third time.
It's annoying the forth time.
We're going to kill you the fifth time.
I never had to kill any students.

Still Blue in PDX

(1,999 posts)

19. IIRC, Ramona Quimby's dad said, "Third time's a spanking." I like yours better. eom

Reply to DamnYankeeInHouston (Reply #13)

Thu Jun 19, 2014, 01:27 PM

Jun 2014

frogmarch

(12,153 posts)

5. I like them, but

Reply to dipsydoodle (Original post)

Wed Jun 18, 2014, 07:45 PM

Jun 2014

I don't get the ICE one.

Boom Sound 416

(4,185 posts)

10. 1991 in all it's glory

Reply to frogmarch (Reply #5)

Wed Jun 18, 2014, 08:35 PM

Jun 2014

frogmarch

(12,153 posts)

11. Oh, yeah!

Reply to Boom Sound 416 (Reply #10)

Wed Jun 18, 2014, 08:37 PM

Jun 2014

Thanks!

DamnYankeeInHouston

(1,365 posts)

14. Thank you. That one made me feel clueless.

Reply to Boom Sound 416 (Reply #10)

Wed Jun 18, 2014, 10:16 PM

Jun 2014

angel823

(409 posts)

20. think former rapper now house flipper

Reply to frogmarch (Reply #5)

Thu Jun 19, 2014, 05:08 PM

Jun 2014

Ice Ice baby

Angel in Texas

snagglepuss

(12,704 posts)

6. Thanks I needed that

Reply to dipsydoodle (Original post)

Wed Jun 18, 2014, 07:47 PM

Jun 2014

Scuba

(53,475 posts)

7. Some of those were actually painful.

Reply to dipsydoodle (Original post)

Wed Jun 18, 2014, 07:54 PM

Jun 2014

But I need help with #14.

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

8. Ice, Ice Baby?

Reply to Scuba (Reply #7)

Wed Jun 18, 2014, 08:17 PM

Jun 2014

Yeah, that's an old reference.

Scuba

(53,475 posts)

12. Not old enough for me to be familiar with it.

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #8)

Wed Jun 18, 2014, 08:55 PM

Jun 2014

Thank you google.

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)

9. #6, just for the DU collection!!!!

Reply to dipsydoodle (Original post)

Wed Jun 18, 2014, 08:26 PM

Jun 2014

DamnYankeeInHouston

(1,365 posts)

15. Thank you. That made me very happy.

Reply to dipsydoodle (Original post)

Wed Jun 18, 2014, 10:17 PM

Jun 2014

fishwax

(29,148 posts)

16. excellent!

Reply to dipsydoodle (Original post)

Wed Jun 18, 2014, 11:00 PM

Jun 2014

mindwalker_i

(4,407 posts)

17. Once I was at work, and a keyboard in the lab fell

Reply to dipsydoodle (Original post)

Thu Jun 19, 2014, 12:24 AM

Jun 2014

The escape key popped off, so I grabbed it and ran, saying, "There is no escape." Your picture reminded me of that

riqster

(13,986 posts)

18. Hard core punography!

Reply to dipsydoodle (Original post)

Thu Jun 19, 2014, 12:49 PM

Jun 2014

awoke_in_2003

(34,582 posts)

21. Swan Ronson and Weiner made me chuckle. nt

Reply to dipsydoodle (Original post)

Fri Jun 20, 2014, 05:49 PM

Jun 2014

packman

(16,296 posts)

22. Illegal?

Reply to dipsydoodle (Original post)

Sat Jun 21, 2014, 02:50 PM

Jun 2014

I expected to see a sick bird.

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

23. Hell, I'm guilty of much worse than that...

Reply to dipsydoodle (Original post)

Sat Jun 21, 2014, 02:57 PM

Jun 2014

...just about every day at DU!

scubadude

(3,556 posts)

24. Well....

Reply to dipsydoodle (Original post)

Mon Jun 23, 2014, 10:25 AM

Jun 2014

seeing these made me feel sheer pundamonium...

clarice

(5,504 posts)

25. I don't know why.....I just love terrible puns. nt

Reply to dipsydoodle (Original post)

Mon Jun 23, 2014, 03:51 PM

Jun 2014

lunasun

(21,646 posts)

26. Thanks ! never too punny to break my laws

Reply to dipsydoodle (Original post)

Mon Jun 23, 2014, 11:07 PM

Jun 2014

I love silly.

T_i_B

(14,735 posts)

27. I like the Daniel Radcliffe one

Reply to dipsydoodle (Original post)

Tue Jun 24, 2014, 07:52 AM

Jun 2014

About my level of daftness.

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