"Have you ever stood in line behind someone at Subway and wondered why the hell he was getting whatever it was he was ordering? You tried not to care, but you started judging him intensely. 'What kind of person orders the Buffalo Chicken sandwich?' you wondered."

What kind of asshole pays that much attention to someone else's orders and then judges people based on them? I've never even heard of people doing this.

Fuck you Veggie Delight.

Took me forever to regain my standing and street cred in the sammich world.

I think the green peppers feel like they have something to prove, since everyone is always calling them 'mild.'

Tuna

You're a self-destructive health nut. You convince yourself you're doing good things for your body, but you're just delusional. Give in and enjoy, or give up.