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Ken Burch

(50,254 posts) Sun Jun 29, 2014, 03:35 AM Jun 2014

Hey, kids...Let's find a NEW religion for the Mafia!

Now that they've all been excommunicated from the Catholic Church, the world's organized crime families need someplace new to go for spiritual guidance and bingo night.

Let's offer our-Mafiosi-in-need some new options for the sudden metaphysical emptiness they're faced with...religions that will welcome crime bosses, hitmen and mob lawyers a theology that meets THEIR needs!

After all...they've got a lot of cash to put in somebody's collection plate...as long as there aren't too many questions about where it came from.

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Hey, kids...Let's find a NEW religion for the Mafia! (Original Post) Ken Burch Jun 2014 OP
Pope better watch his back, I'm just sayin'..n/t monmouth3 Jun 2014 #1
You're saying one day... Ken Burch Jun 2014 #3
If there ever were a group that would naturally be Pastafarians NightWatcher Jun 2014 #2
Mammon-worship seems to work for OUR gangsters, why not Italy's? jmowreader Jun 2014 #4
The Mormons... First Speaker Jun 2014 #5
Snap! mackerel Jun 2014 #6

NightWatcher

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2. If there ever were a group that would naturally be Pastafarians
Reply to Ken Burch (Original post)
Sun Jun 29, 2014, 10:48 AM
Jun 2014

Every mob movie I've seen has at least one seen of them all around the table eating momma's pasta

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