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Major Nikon

(36,814 posts)
Tue Oct 6, 2015, 10:51 AM Oct 2015

Texas: 14-Year Old Virgin Falls Pregnant After Flu Shot

A little too late for LBN, so I'm posting this here



San Angelo, TX | A 14-year old schoolgirl has suffered serious complications after a flu shot allegedly left the young girl terribly ill and with severe cramps, until the family doctor finally realized weeks later she had been impregnated by the vaccine, reports the Forth Worth Telegram this week.

After symptoms persisted several weeks, the distressed mother brought her child to the Whole Womans Health of Forth Worth medical clinic where she was found to be pregnant moments later.

“She was in excellent health beforehand. After a few days she became very unwell, she had all the symptoms of a fever” explains her mother. “It took a good few weeks before she felt better, but the nausea continued. She would throw up every day or so, until eventually we went to see Dr Hersch who realized she was pregnant” she told local reporters, visibly still under shock.

“She had all the typical symptoms of a pregnant woman. It’s not the first time a young woman falls pregnant without the consent of her parents, but the girl seemed sincere when she said she had never had sexual relations with a boy, and she urged me to check her hymen, which I eventually did, and to my utter surprise, the hymen was fully intact. It is impossible she has been impregnated by male sperm” she assures. “In my 26 years of practice, I have never heard once of such a thing as someone being impregnated by a vaccine, but I did some research and found out it is more common than most people think”.

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http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/texas-14-year-old-virgin-falls-pregnant-after-flu-shot/
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Texas: 14-Year Old Virgin Falls Pregnant After Flu Shot (Original Post) Major Nikon Oct 2015 OP
And her mother bought the whole story? liberal N proud Oct 2015 #1
As did the WorldNutDaily Major Nikon Oct 2015 #2
Where the hell did they stick that needle? Sanity Claws Oct 2015 #3
There's little doubt she did get an injection Major Nikon Oct 2015 #4
Note to knocked-up 14 year olds... TreasonousBastard Oct 2015 #5
Was it the invisible sky wizard? hobbit709 Oct 2015 #6
A variation Mendocino Oct 2015 #7
Or sharing bathwater with her brothers Major Nikon Oct 2015 #8
I thought this had to be The Onion! CaliforniaPeggy Oct 2015 #9
The Onion has a better accuracy rate than the WordNutDaily Major Nikon Oct 2015 #20
I am willing to believe it. I can believe anything. - Mark Twain Brother Buzz Oct 2015 #10
Their expressions are priceless. Gidney N Cloyd Oct 2015 #11
"..over 4,000 people each year fall pregnant to vaccine shots." LeftinOH Oct 2015 #12
Sure they do: PennyK Oct 2015 #22
Impregnated by the vaccine. shenmue Oct 2015 #13
Contest over. We have the bull shit story of the year. sarge43 Oct 2015 #14
I agree. Baitball Blogger Oct 2015 #16
DBSS - Dont Believe Stupid Shit benld74 Oct 2015 #15
Umm, yeah, go with the virgin birth scenario.. denbot Oct 2015 #17
Priceless. nt Xipe Totec Oct 2015 #30
If it happened to Bristol Palin, it can happen to her. Kaleva Oct 2015 #18
This would not have happened if it was a H1N1 injection. rug Oct 2015 #19
I assume LiberalElite Oct 2015 #21
How does one "fall" pregnant? HeiressofBickworth Oct 2015 #23
Why is main stream media covering up this important story struggle4progress Oct 2015 #24
I don't have a life, so I did a bit of net surfing sarge43 Oct 2015 #25
worldnewsdailyreport.com (no relation to WND) is a satirical news site. nt pinboy3niner Oct 2015 #26
Thank you, pinboy sarge43 Oct 2015 #27
Worked for Mary, dinnit? n/t malthaussen Oct 2015 #28
Almost Major Nikon Oct 2015 #29
Early pregnancy symptoms intro-verce Apr 2016 #31

LeftinOH

(5,342 posts)
12. "..over 4,000 people each year fall pregnant to vaccine shots."
Tue Oct 6, 2015, 01:18 PM
Oct 2015

-so states the article.

For a satire site, the 'World News Daily Report' is pretty good.. they don't even have a disclaimer!

PennyK

(2,300 posts)
22. Sure they do:
Tue Oct 6, 2015, 10:41 PM
Oct 2015

WNDR assumes however all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any persons, living, dead, or undead is purely a miracle.

denbot

(9,894 posts)
17. Umm, yeah, go with the virgin birth scenario..
Tue Oct 6, 2015, 02:17 PM
Oct 2015

Sigh.. Be it Angel or vaccine, mysterious ways and all that.


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HeiressofBickworth

(2,682 posts)
23. How does one "fall" pregnant?
Wed Oct 7, 2015, 02:04 AM
Oct 2015

One can be made pregnant, become pregnant, come to be pregnant, but just what kind of fall would it take to fall pregnant? Using the word "fall" makes it seem somewhat non-participatory. Maybe that's the angle they were going for considering this is a 14-year-old child. Maybe it implies lack of consent. Is a 14-year-old old enough to give legal consent?

Oh, and by the way, females CAN become pregnant without actual penile penetration. All it takes is a way for the sperm to get into the vagina and the little swimmers take over from there. We used to call it heavy petting when I was a teen (back in the stone age).

Stories like this are just silly. Linking pregnancy with a flu shot is simply asinine.

struggle4progress

(118,039 posts)
24. Why is main stream media covering up this important story
Wed Oct 7, 2015, 02:32 AM
Oct 2015

on a little-studied side-effect of vaccination?

Thank goodness for the brave reporters at World News Daily Report!

I particularly admire their courage for telliing us about the AK-47-toting grandma who saved cops from a streetgang attack, GHW Bush's insights about UFOs, and the Russian hacker who is killing people with his Facebook virus

sarge43

(28,939 posts)
25. I don't have a life, so I did a bit of net surfing
Wed Oct 7, 2015, 08:08 AM
Oct 2015

Dr Hersch. The only Dr Hersch listed on Google is Catherine P Hersch, a gastroenterologist living in Mississippi. Her photo bears no resemblance to "Dr Hersch". Any MD who states an intact hymen proves lack of sexual activity probably scored a GPA of 2.5 from the University of Chad Medical College (My apologies to Chad)

No listing for Juarez vaccine oops or the WHO "report" about vaccines increasing the world population by 4K.

WND apparently repeated an anti-vacc rant from Planet Woo-Woo.



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