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A little too late for LBN, so I'm posting this here
After symptoms persisted several weeks, the distressed mother brought her child to the Whole Womans Health of Forth Worth medical clinic where she was found to be pregnant moments later.
She was in excellent health beforehand. After a few days she became very unwell, she had all the symptoms of a fever explains her mother. It took a good few weeks before she felt better, but the nausea continued. She would throw up every day or so, until eventually we went to see Dr Hersch who realized she was pregnant she told local reporters, visibly still under shock.
She had all the typical symptoms of a pregnant woman. Its not the first time a young woman falls pregnant without the consent of her parents, but the girl seemed sincere when she said she had never had sexual relations with a boy, and she urged me to check her hymen, which I eventually did, and to my utter surprise, the hymen was fully intact. It is impossible she has been impregnated by male sperm she assures. In my 26 years of practice, I have never heard once of such a thing as someone being impregnated by a vaccine, but I did some research and found out it is more common than most people think.
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http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/texas-14-year-old-virgin-falls-pregnant-after-flu-shot/
liberal N proud
(60,300 posts)This is too funny?
Good one!
Major Nikon
(36,814 posts)Sanity Claws
(21,822 posts)Major Nikon
(36,814 posts)TreasonousBastard
(43,049 posts)get vaccinated and a whole new world opens up for you.
hobbit709
(41,694 posts)Mendocino
(7,430 posts)of I must have got pregnant from the toilet seat.
Major Nikon
(36,814 posts)CaliforniaPeggy
(149,297 posts)Major Nikon
(36,814 posts)Brother Buzz
(36,213 posts)Gidney N Cloyd
(19,781 posts)LeftinOH
(5,342 posts)-so states the article.
For a satire site, the 'World News Daily Report' is pretty good.. they don't even have a disclaimer!
PennyK
(2,300 posts)WNDR assumes however all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website even those based on real people are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any persons, living, dead, or undead is purely a miracle.
shenmue
(38,501 posts)Just don't post this stupid shit.
sarge43
(28,939 posts)Even Florida Man can't top this one.
Baitball Blogger
(46,574 posts)I just don't see a Florida Mom falling for that one.
benld74
(9,888 posts)denbot
(9,894 posts)Sigh.. Be it Angel or vaccine, mysterious ways and all that.
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Xipe Totec
(43,872 posts)Kaleva
(36,146 posts)rug
(82,333 posts)LiberalElite
(14,691 posts)the vaccine needle was stuck in her arm? So.... (oh this is ridiculous)
HeiressofBickworth
(2,682 posts)One can be made pregnant, become pregnant, come to be pregnant, but just what kind of fall would it take to fall pregnant? Using the word "fall" makes it seem somewhat non-participatory. Maybe that's the angle they were going for considering this is a 14-year-old child. Maybe it implies lack of consent. Is a 14-year-old old enough to give legal consent?
Oh, and by the way, females CAN become pregnant without actual penile penetration. All it takes is a way for the sperm to get into the vagina and the little swimmers take over from there. We used to call it heavy petting when I was a teen (back in the stone age).
Stories like this are just silly. Linking pregnancy with a flu shot is simply asinine.
struggle4progress
(118,039 posts)on a little-studied side-effect of vaccination?
Thank goodness for the brave reporters at World News Daily Report!
I particularly admire their courage for telliing us about the AK-47-toting grandma who saved cops from a streetgang attack, GHW Bush's insights about UFOs, and the Russian hacker who is killing people with his Facebook virus
sarge43
(28,939 posts)Dr Hersch. The only Dr Hersch listed on Google is Catherine P Hersch, a gastroenterologist living in Mississippi. Her photo bears no resemblance to "Dr Hersch". Any MD who states an intact hymen proves lack of sexual activity probably scored a GPA of 2.5 from the University of Chad Medical College (My apologies to Chad)
No listing for Juarez vaccine oops or the WHO "report" about vaccines increasing the world population by 4K.
WND apparently repeated an anti-vacc rant from Planet Woo-Woo.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)sarge43
(28,939 posts)Problem solved.
malthaussen
(17,066 posts)Major Nikon
(36,814 posts)Mary got a Holy Injection.
intro-verce
(8 posts)Early pregnancy symptoms ([link:http://motherhow.com/first-signs-of-pregnancy-early-pregnancy-symptoms/|) because of flu vaccine?! My God!